Predict how slow GBAtemp.net will be when SSBB com

[bobrules]

I hope it won't get server errors.
Mean while I will tell you guys the truth behind Area 51

%^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@[email protected]([email protected]*












%^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@[email protected]([email protected]*


That's it folks don't tell anyone!

 

[Orc]

We don't predict.
We know.

 

[Twiffles]

SSBB will cause temp to died with every click, we were at 890 today. 150+ new members. And like 150 in a spoiler SSBB topic at one time. >_>

 

[VVoltz]

and that's because bobrules

 

[shadowboy]

I predict OVER 9000!!!1

 

[Harsky]

Server errors are inevitable with a big release game. Last one I think was Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[imgod22222]

How slow will it be? Hold on, let me go run to the future and come back.

Its slowness is exactly 32.805 Kilofrankels.

Source: http://www.collegeboard.com/prod_downloads...nglish_lang.pdf
(This is a joke in my AP Eng class now. It's actually pretty funny; the third page)

 

[Twiffles]

What would give me a good laugh, but possibly cause server overload, is if Brawl hit the net and one of three things (or all) happen. 1) The update bricks your Wii that's modded, and makes the chip useless. 2) Nintendo puts crazy protection that not even the chip teams can crack. And 3) No Brawl ISO hits the net.

I dunno, just making random hypotheses.

 

[Rayder]

Accessing my telepathetic powers.....

I predict GBAtemp will beSERVER TOO BUSY








Actually, until that stupid game comes out, we won't have "view new posts" which sucks because that is how I prefer to view forums.

I'm already sick of SSBB and I never even saw a stinkin' screenshot of it. Don't care if I ever do.

 

[Reduxed]

it will be like ()*#%$()@ all day..

 

[Dirtie]

This slow?:
http://gbatemp.net/old/index.php?showtopic=27707&hl=slow

 

[Ducky]

This slow?:
http://gbatemp.net/old/index.php?showtopic=27707&hl=slow

your joking? thats uber fast!

 

[hankchill]

I am predicting A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!


...


wha?

 

[Urza]

I am predicting A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!

Second.

 

[xJonny]

What units would one use?

lag per minute?

 

[CockroachMan]

The lag will be so big.. that we'll go back in time!

 

[Salamantis]

I'd love to predict, buSERVER TOO BUSY

 

[Law]

What units would one use?

lag per minute?

SQL Errors per second.

 

[Salamantis]

What units would one use?

lag per minute?


SQL Errors per second.

Yes, and alMYSQL ERROR

 

[Veho]

Imagine opening a PDF file in Firefox on Pentium 133 MHz with 64 megs of RAM while a flash animation is playing in another tab.

That, only worse.