Predict how slow GBAtemp.net will be when SSBB com

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by bobrules, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. bobrules
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    Member bobrules GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I hope it won't get server errors.
    Mean while I will tell you guys the truth behind Area 51

    %^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@$@($@*












    %^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@$@($@*


    That's it folks don't tell anyone!
     


  2. Orc

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    We don't predict.
    We know.
     
  3. Twiffles

    Member Twiffles танковые победы

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    SSBB will cause temp to died with every click, we were at 890 today. 150+ new members. And like 150 in a spoiler SSBB topic at one time. >_>
     
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    and that's because bobrules
     
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    I predict OVER 9000!!!1
     
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    Server errors are inevitable with a big release game. Last one I think was Super Mario Galaxy.
     
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    What would give me a good laugh, but possibly cause server overload, is if Brawl hit the net and one of three things (or all) happen. 1) The update bricks your Wii that's modded, and makes the chip useless. 2) Nintendo puts crazy protection that not even the chip teams can crack. And 3) No Brawl ISO hits the net.

    I dunno, just making random hypotheses.
     
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    Former Staff Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    Accessing my telepathetic powers.....

    I predict GBAtemp will beSERVER TOO BUSY








    Actually, until that stupid game comes out, we won't have "view new posts" which sucks because that is how I prefer to view forums. [​IMG]

    I'm already sick of SSBB and I never even saw a stinkin' screenshot of it. Don't care if I ever do.
     
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    it will be like ()*#%$()@ all day..
     
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    Member Ducky QUACKJECTION!

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    Member hankchill I Pwn n00bs.

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    I am predicting A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!


    ...


    wha?
     
  14. Urza

    Member Urza hi

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    Second.
     
  15. xJonny

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    What units would one use?

    lag per minute?
     
  16. CockroachMan

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    The lag will be so big.. that we'll go back in time! [​IMG]
     
  17. Salamantis

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    I'd love to predict, buSERVER TOO BUSY
     
  18. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    SQL Errors per second.
     
  19. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Yes, and alMYSQL ERROR
     
  20. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Imagine opening a PDF file in Firefox on Pentium 133 MHz with 64 megs of RAM while a flash animation is playing in another tab.

    That, only worse.
     

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