Predict how slow GBAtemp.net will be when SSBB com

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by bobrules, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. bobrules
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    bobrules GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I hope it won't get server errors.
    Mean while I will tell you guys the truth behind Area 51

    %^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@$@($@*












    %^$&@(SERVER TOO BUSY$&*@$@($@*


    That's it folks don't tell anyone!
     


  2. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    We don't predict.
    We know.
     
  3. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    SSBB will cause temp to died with every click, we were at 890 today. 150+ new members. And like 150 in a spoiler SSBB topic at one time. >_>
     
  4. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    and that's because bobrules
     
  5. shadowboy

    shadowboy :D

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    I predict OVER 9000!!!1
     
  6. Harsky

    Harsky Madmin

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    Server errors are inevitable with a big release game. Last one I think was Super Mario Galaxy.
     
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  8. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    What would give me a good laugh, but possibly cause server overload, is if Brawl hit the net and one of three things (or all) happen. 1) The update bricks your Wii that's modded, and makes the chip useless. 2) Nintendo puts crazy protection that not even the chip teams can crack. And 3) No Brawl ISO hits the net.

    I dunno, just making random hypotheses.
     
  9. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    Accessing my telepathetic powers.....

    I predict GBAtemp will beSERVER TOO BUSY








    Actually, until that stupid game comes out, we won't have "view new posts" which sucks because that is how I prefer to view forums. [​IMG]

    I'm already sick of SSBB and I never even saw a stinkin' screenshot of it. Don't care if I ever do.
     
  10. Reduxed

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    Vancouver baby!!!
    it will be like ()*#%$()@ all day..
     
  11. Dirtie

    Dirtie :'D

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  12. Ducky

    Ducky QUACKJECTION!

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  13. hankchill

    hankchill I Pwn n00bs.

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    I am predicting A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!


    ...


    wha?
     
  14. Urza

    Urza hi

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    Second.
     
  15. xJonny

    xJonny ...

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    What units would one use?

    lag per minute?
     
  16. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    The lag will be so big.. that we'll go back in time! [​IMG]
     
  17. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I'd love to predict, buSERVER TOO BUSY
     
  18. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    SQL Errors per second.
     
  19. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Yes, and alMYSQL ERROR
     
  20. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Imagine opening a PDF file in Firefox on Pentium 133 MHz with 64 megs of RAM while a flash animation is playing in another tab.

    That, only worse.