Post a insult in old timey talk!

[xJonny]

Thou art a phallus pated fool!

 

[drock360]

you sucketh

 

[Maktub]

Dimm þyrel.

 

[Talaria]

Salutations good sir, thou has steppethed on my lawn too many times. So I shall make thee shorter by thou head.....un-noble!

 

[redact]

i fart in your general direction,
your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[mastermanna123]

*say it in english accent*
Your mother is a wikety snapit.
adn your father is a croquacious dimblewit.
adn you sir, are a wankled gigit.

I sir hav called it.
Fisticuffs my good man.

*end of english accent*

But what does it all mean??!!