Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho!

[gameguy95]

A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.


Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”

Source

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[gisel213]

*looks at pics*
All I can say is she's gonna be frustrated for a loooooooong time.

And now I understand the Manchester joke.

+1

 

[tk_saturn]

There's always someone who joins the party late...

gameguy95 obviously hasn't seen the pictures yet.

 

[iFish]

Sexist joke ahead
[sexist joke]if she was in the kitchen like she as susposed to be, this would of never happend[/sexist joke]

Nah, i kid the women!!

i wounder how they will help her?

 

[tk_saturn]

Sexist joke ahead
[sexist joke]if she was in the kitchen like she as susposed to be, this would of never happend[/sexist joke]

Nah, i kid the women!!

i wounder how they will help her?

We could draw straws, but i'd fix it so it wasn't me.

 

[giratina16]

No wonder she seeks pleasure from the Wii, look at the state of her.

 

[Bladexdsl]

Wii Nympho sex addict finally unmasked, pictures on show!

i wouldn't hit that

 

[blackdragonbaham]

very poor being, is all i can say

 

[RupeeClock]

>Source: Dailystar.co.uk

Okay, yeah. This article has zero credibility. If it's an actual event, it's just some stupid bitch hopping on the sue Nintendo for their money bandwagon.

 

[clegion]

well i wouldn't buy the balance board at least

 

[Mantis41]

I clicked on the link and scanned down the page.

I was like... Alright!

Then I was like Ohhhhh crap!

 

[stev418]

my wii made me a PS3 addict

 

[Hadrian]

Horny women = Annoying.

Speak for yourself, I love it when they're horny as hell, most will do nearly anything.

 

[TM2-Megatron]

Horny women = Annoying.

Speak for yourself, I love it when they're horny as hell, most will do nearly anything.

I wish more boards had Global Moderators that made posts like that, as opposed to most places where they just delete such posts

 

[fannnkobe]

I need her pictures.

 

[zuron7]

So now we can say that Wii Fit makes us more fit than we should be.

 

[fateastray]

Looking at those pictures, she at least takes her alleged condition seriously.....

Why don't the ones ever get in such a state? =[

 

[mameks]

I clicked on the link and scanned down the page.

I was like... Alright!

Then I was like Ohhhhh crap!

+1

 

[heartgold]

I clicked on the link and scanned down the page.

I was like... Alright!

Then I was like Ohhhhh crap!

+1

+10

But

didn't turn out to be

 

[mameks]

I clicked on the link and scanned down the page.

I was like... Alright!

Then I was like Ohhhhh crap!

+1

+10

But

didn't turn out to be

:'(