NINTENDO SUCKED THIS YEAR

[Dylan]

I am actually edging further and further away from portable gaming these days. Absolutely nothing worth playing.

 

[Joe88]

lulz

 

[MC DUI]

LMFAO at that gif! haha

 

[Gore]

If you didn't watch E3, here it is.

Girl : I suxx at snowboard. I will talk about snowboard accident for too long. I will also make many references back to this portion of the conference in the later portions of this conference for much humor.
Let me introduce a snowboard game and a famous snowboarder playing it. (He looked like Carrot Top. I was like, "Holy shit, Carrot Top!" He wasn't carrot top.)
Carrot Top : Watch me play this dumb snowboarding game! It is exactly the same as snowboarding professionally!
Girl : Wow Carrot Top, please teach me how!
Carrot Top : FILLER
Girl : MORE FILLER !

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Some Japanese Guy : I mispronounce things. "Nintendo try to be pioneer to new devices!"
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Professional drummer plays crappy solo on Wii Music drums.
Miyamoto comes on playing "sax" in Wii Music and has a translator so he doesn't sound like a jackass.
They talk about crappy titles like Wii Music.
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Unveiling of Wii Motion Plus or whatever with Wii Sports Resort. That's okay.
They go on and on about how the DS and Wii totally fucking own the other handhelds and consoles.
unveiled 3 games for each. most sucked. gta : chinatown wars for DS is all I really care about.

Reggie goes on and on about building on the DS and ends the conference.


Some error in that report may come from bad memory.

 

[Tac 21]

THATS IT?

no... I'm pretty sure its not done.

w/e, big N's fault, E# blew to chunks this year and hasn't been good since the new press rule- TGS is where its at

 

[Mangofett]

I'd go on but it's not worth it, everybody in this thread that I've seen is obviously against you and you either a) don't get it or b) realize this but are too brash/stupid/ect to give it up.

Have fun.

No actually there are logical people in this thread who agree with me. And you don't have a sound reasonable arguement to counter my own words. Basically you don't have the skills.

And yet another fanboy runs away from this thread.

I'm sorry, am I ruining your trolling?

I can't tell, are you really trolling or are you really just plain retarded?

 

[deez_nutz]

I'd go on but it's not worth it, everybody in this thread that I've seen is obviously against you and you either a) don't get it or b) realize this but are too brash/stupid/ect to give it up.

Have fun.

No actually there are logical people in this thread who agree with me. And you don't have a sound reasonable arguement to counter my own words. Basically you don't have the skills.

And yet another fanboy runs away from this thread.

I'm sorry, am I ruining your trolling?

I can't tell, are you really trolling or are you really just plain retarded?

Hey aren't you universally considered the worst user on this site?

(Linkiboy calling someone else retarded, someone alert the irony police.)

 

[Mangofett]

Hey aren't you universally considered the worst user on this site?

(Linkiboy calling someone else retarded, someone alert the irony police.)

That's quite a claim you got there.

 

[fischju]

I think GBATemper or that kirbyman something guy or that pokemongalaxy guy or that da_head guy are the worst users

 

[feds4u]

Linkiboy = Hurrff *drool*

deez_nutz = Durrff *Spittle*

And the intellectual debate rages on.

 

[Mangofett]

Linkiboy = Hurrff *drool*

deez_nutz = Durrff *Spittle*

And the intellectual debate rages on.

I wasn't debating. Just seeing if he was trolling or not.

 

[feds4u]

I think GBATemper or that kirbyman something guy or that pokemongalaxy guy or that da_head guy are the worst users

And now we have a battle between Linkboy (worst user ever) and "deez_nutz" (worst screen name ever)

Man am I glad I own a computer.

 

[A4NoOb]

deez_nutz your a fanboy, just admit it.

On topic: I don't remember any "announcements" in America that are shocking. If anything it's the Japanese ones that are, and we just sit here waiting for them to come over.

 

[Mangofett]

I think GBATemper or that kirbyman something guy or that pokemongalaxy guy or that da_head guy are the worst users

And now we have a battle between Linkboy (worst user ever) and "deez_nutz" (worst screen name ever)

Man am I glad I own a computer.

I IZ NOT WORST USERRRR HURRR MOMMY THE MEAN INTERNET PERSON SAID MEAN THINGS TO ME

i guess this is why they call this forum 'offtopic' ROFL XD

Ahahahahahaha no

 

[deez_nutz]

deez_nutz your a fanboy, just admit it.

Sure think Linkboy, er I mean alt screen name, er whatever your name is.

 

[Orc]

Let's not get this out of hand and out of topic. If you want to pull each others hair then do so somewhere else.
Linkiboy, you should know better. Let the noobs be noobs and let them believe what they want to.

I was kinda disappointed that after all the hype for WiiWare, there isn't any new offerings other than Wario.
I'd love me some new WiiWare.

 

[Mangofett]

Let's not get this out of hand and out of topic. If you want to pull each others hair then do so somewhere else.
Linkiboy, you should know better. Let the noobs be noobs and let them believe what they want to.

feels good man

 

[deez_nutz]

Let's not get this out of hand and out of topic. If you want to pull each others hair then do so somewhere else.
Linkiboy, you should know better. Let the noobs be noobs and let them believe what they want to.

feels good man...to be an idiot

Fixed

 

[Mangofett]

Let's not get this out of hand and out of topic. If you want to pull each others hair then do so somewhere else.
Linkiboy, you should know better. Let the noobs be noobs and let them believe what they want to.

feels good man...to be an idiot

Fixed

It's obvious by now you're a troll. And trying to troll me is like asking Nintendo for better graphics.

 

[feds4u]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!