Nintendo Power March 2009

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Awdofgum, Feb 14, 2009.

Feb 14, 2009

Nintendo Power March 2009 by Awdofgum at 8:53 PM (857 Views / 0 Likes) 6 replies

  1. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    [​IMG]



    Wii Review Scores:
    The House of the Dead : Overkill - 8.0
    Sonic and the Black Knight - 8.0
    Deadly Creatures - 7.5
    We Ski and Snowboard - 6.5


    NDS Review Scores:
    Fire Emblem : Shadow Dragon - 8.5
    MyWorld, My Way - 7.0
    Boing! Docomodake - 7.0
    Blue Dragon Plus - 8.0
    Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride - 8.5
     
  2. SleepingDragon

    Member SleepingDragon GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2008
    Messages:
    770
    Location:
    P3X-719
    Country:
    United States
    Harrison Ford is so damn rich it isn't even funny. He hasn't looked like that in 20 years, yet he still makes tons off of those images!
     
  3. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2007
    Messages:
    10,652
    Country:
    United States
    RUN AWAY RUN AWAY! after the last movie, anything about Indiana Jones coming to wii is a terrible thing.
     
  4. granville

    Member granville GBAtemp Goat

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2007
    Messages:
    4,977
    Location:
    Naples, Florida
    Country:
    United States
    @BortzANATOR

    So, you've played the game right? Tell us about it since you know everything about it there is to know. Go into great detail on your playthrough and elaborate exactly how it sucks. I suggest you write a review of your detailed playthrough in fact. [​IMG]
     
  5. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2007
    Messages:
    10,652
    Country:
    United States
    oh my gawd its awful. i cant believe i bought it.
    First of all the contols are god awful. you use the nunchuck to run and the wiimote to do the whip. Youd think that was ok, but they are so broken. the only way you can get whip to work right is to shake it up and down like your beating off. and even then you end up swinging from the nearest pixelated tree branch that happens to be just about your head. the enemies are dumber than bags of rocks. Ok so get this, I was running through the streets and this guy with a sword comes up doing all these fancy moves and i just pull out my gun and cap him. Easiest boss fight ever. The gun was the only thing they did right. Too bad its next to impossible to find any ammo.

    The end of the game is terrible. The staff o' kings ends up being a huge golden dildo which Indy then gives to his son, and starts making out with his wife.
     
  6. dinofan01

    Member dinofan01 Misses the old days...

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2008
    Messages:
    2,842
    Country:
    United States
    lol. Perfect answer.
     
  7. LivingToDie

    Banned LivingToDie Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2008
    Messages:
    416
    Location:
    The world that never was
    Country:
    Netherlands
    xD LOOOL
     

Share This Page