Haaaaa, I’m a muffin And it’s muffin time Who wants a muffin? Please, I just wanna die Hey, somebody kill me Please, it’s muffin time Have you had a muffin today? I wanna die, die die Please I wanna Die, die, die Die, die, die It’s muffin time cuz I wanna die, die, die—please, I wanna Die, die, die Die, die, die It’s muffin time cuz I wanna die, die, die Die, potato, die I baked you a pie Oh boy, what flavour? Pie, pie, pie Dad, I’m hungry Hi, hungry, I’m dad Why did you name me this way? Why, why, why? I’m gonna do an internet Well, I’m gonna do a book You’re leavin’ me—I met a real man Hey buddy, look Over here Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind You’re gonna die We’re all gonna die Ooh, a butterfly We’re all gonna (chorus) Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Got your nose Look out he’s got a nose! Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!) Here comes the airplane I like trains Honey I’m pregnant… I can explain NO, don’t jump Okay, jump now I have no idea how to breathe Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow Hey, you got a license for that? You’ll never take me alive! Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Mmyahhhhhh NO, LLAMA NOOOO! (chorus) Even though letting go feels right I can’t afford to say goodbye You and I are bound together Especially since cartoons live forever (chorus)
