MPRTwice: a parody

[MPRTwice]

That MPRTwice guy sure does love his karate

But I don't take karate.

 

[K3Nv4]

I don't like profanity.

That said, I feel like a lot of people came after me, for making the decision to _not_ go through with being a Bureaucrat, mocking satan for tempting me to be one, and being snarky about a lot of violent actions done against me.

I just want to take it easy, relax, and have an enjoyable place to work.

I expected for this to happen, one hundred percent, for refusing satan's offer.

And yet...I didn't break. I didn't give in.

It is entirely possible to make good choices when tempted to sell one's soul, and _still_ make them after the backlash.

I just proved that.

For all of the devil's antics, he tried and failed, he tried and failed.

I'm still making good choices!

Tbf you get way too defensive for someone that's supposed to have a deadly punch.

 

[MPRTwice]

Tbf you get way too defensive for someone that's supposed to have a deadly punch.

My defense is far beyond the greatest offense.

That is why the one who initiates the aggression always loses.

 

[x65943]

That MPRTwice guy sure does love his karate

Karate and sims

 

[hippy dave]

Karate and sims

Imagine if there were a karate sim

 

[MPRTwice]

Imagine if there were a karate sim

the worst of two bad worlds; that would give other m a run for tis money.

 

[K3Nv4]

Imagine if there were a karate sim

https://www.roblox.com/games/14460678407/Karate-Fight-Simulator

 

[hippy dave]

https://www.roblox.com/games/14460678407/Karate-Fight-Simulator

OH SHIT

 

[MPRTwice]

https://www.roblox.com/games/14460678407/Karate-Fight-Simulator

where is karate _flight_ simulator?

 

[x65943]

He hasn't logged in in a day

Did...did the sepsis get him?

 

[CoolMe]

Did...did the sepsis get him?

most likely it digievolved, after not taking any antibiotics for so long, or letting it heal properly, and on top of it hitting the punching bag on a daily basis

 

[K3Nv4]

He hasn't logged in in a day

Did...did the sepsis get him?

Probably lost a match and rereading Scriptures to find himself again

 

[MPRTwice]

He hasn't logged in in a day

Did...did the sepsis get him?

No, but I managed to strengthen my mind with additional training. Part of that involved not using a lot of internet for a day.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

 

[MPRTwice]

Probably lost a match and rereading Scriptures to find himself again

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How do you expect me to lose a match I never had? I have an electric stove; why bother with a match and a matchbox?

 

[MPRTwice]

most likely it digievolved, after not taking any antibiotics for so long, or letting it heal properly, and on top of it hitting the punching bag on a daily basis

The septic shock pathogen died some time ago. A shock, I know.

 

[AncientBoi]

The septic shock pathogen died some time ago. A shock, I know.

Oooh I see. They gave you shck treatments.

 

[CoolMe]

Oooh I see. They gave you shck treatments.

 

[MPRTwice]

Oooh I see. They gave you shck treatments.

They tried to treat me _shockingly_ with it, but I gave a Greater shock back and won!

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]