MPRTwice: a parody

[K3Nv4]

MPRTwice when did you suddenly get so pizza-y?

I'll have you know I'm MPRThwice I talk like Mike Tyson and believe in Satan

 

[x65943]

I'll have you know I'm MPRThwice I talk like Mike Tyson and believe in Satan

Hell yeah

I mean...NO wtf

We only worship gOD in this heavenly God fearing and Christian forum

 

[hippy dave]

My jumbo pickle disagrees with this argument https://www.walmart.com/ip/17223913905?sid=939d1b6a-ecab-451d-b60c-cd444c1ca905

I'm gonna be fr, I like this pickle, he seems humble

 

[K3Nv4]

Hell yeah

I mean...NO wtf

We only worship gOD in this heavenly God fearing and Christian forum

Some argue Satan is a fallen God but I'm a sub god I deliver pizza

 

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Some argue Satan is a fallen God but I'm a sub god I deliver pizza

If I worship your god will the car assassins stop?

And can he give me an AutoCAD pro license?

 

[K3Nv4]

If I worship your god will the car assassins stop?

And can he give me an AutoCAD pro license?

Only in high carbs so you can get buff.

 

[hippy dave]

Some argue Satan is a fallen God but I'm a sub god I deliver pizza

Surely if you're a sub god you should deliver long sandwiches?

 

[K3Nv4]

Surely if you're a sub god you should deliver long sandwiches?

Only if you order one making you ghey.

 

[hippy dave]

Only if you order one making you ghey.

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Meatball footlong please.

 

[K3Nv4]

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Meatball footlong please.

Wow gods really do change people's sexuality.

 

[hippy dave]

More crazed drivers pointing straight for our man

 

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[K3Nv4]

Even God said love is a lie

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1771249842

 

[CoolMe]

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"i do 1000 buttcheeks pushups for breakfast each morning so im more than prepared for that, so basically it'll go like this (every time):" - MPR

 

[MPRTwice]

Did you know?

DID YOU KNOW?!

that CAD isn't the only qualification available or the only measurement of one's abilities or worth?

Did you know that a five minute AutoCAD test was what determiend if I was offered an enigneering position? How about the part where I taught kids how to manage W2 forms, patents, employee payroll, logisitics, website designs, custom marketing campaigns, etc. before they evan had half a credit in Algebra I?

Did you know?

DID YOU KNOW?!

 

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Did you know that a five minute AutoCAD test was what determiend if I was offered an enigneering position? How about the part where I taught kids how to manage W2 forms, patents, employee payroll, logisitics, website designs, custom marketing campaigns, etc. before they evan had half a credit in Algebra I?

Did you know?

DID YOU KNOW?!

What about when I climbed the empire state building with both hands tied behind my back?
Or the time I guided 25 attack cars with my mind alone?
Or the time I shapeshifted into a watermelon and was eaten by the king of France?

Did you know?
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!

 

[CoolMe]

Did you know?
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!

 

[MPRTwice]

What about when I climbed the empire state building with both hands tied behind my back?
Or the time I guided 25 attack cars with my mind alone?
Or the time I shapeshifted into a watermelon and was eaten by the king of France?

Did you know?
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!
DID YOU KNOW?!

"pics or it didn't happen."

My pictures:

 

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"pics or it didn't happen."

My pictures:

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Sir this is a job application

I can screenshot those too

I want to see the video of you doing a million reps of 10 million pounds of leg press

 

[MPRTwice]

Sir this is a job application

I can screenshot those too

I want to see the video of you doing a million reps of 10 million pounds of leg press

you see my AutoCAD work, and yet you post...nothing of photos of your AutoCAD work, lol!

do you need to borrow mine again?