MPRTwice: a parody

[MPRTwice]

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he needs to lose some weight. All that fat and he can only carry a small one. he wasn't trusted with the greater responsibilities.

Sheesh people, why get so much encapsulated fat off type I and type II A training? Get some type II X muscle fibers.

 

[hippy dave]

You know all the world's strongest people have loads of fat, right?

And I mean the ones who compete publicly to prove that they're the strongest, not the ones who just say so on gbatemp. In case that wasn't clear.

 

[MPRTwice]

You know all the world's strongest people have loads of fat, right?

And I mean the ones who compete publicly to prove that they're the strongest, not the ones who just say so on gbatemp. In case that wasn't clear.

But not those who are greater than those in the world such as myself: Eddie Hall cannot send a six hundred pound bag to the ceiling, and he cannot do 1304 lbs sled leg press at 50 reps, and he cannot do 305 lbs leg extensions at 50 reps; he needs to gain some muscle to do that.

 

[x65943]

But not those who are greater than those in the world such as myself: Eddie Hall cannot send a six hundred pound bag to the ceiling, and he cannot do 1304 lbs sled leg press at 50 reps, and he cannot do 305 lbs leg extensions at 50 reps; he needs to gain some muscle to do that.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[hippy dave]

But not those who are greater than those in the world such as myself:

FULL-ON DELUSION, SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

 

[K3Nv4]

I can see MPRTwice has chosen himself as gbatemp next sacrifice to the gods.

 

[hippy dave]

I can see MPRTwice has chosen himself as gbatemp next sacrifice to the gods.

IT IS KNOWN

 

[x65943]

REPENT IT'S TIME TO TURN TO THE LORD gOD

FOR IF YOU DO NOT, EVERY DAY SATAN WILL SEND CARS TO KILL YOU

I NARROWLY ESCAPED TODAY, BUT TOMORROW I NEED gOD'S HELP TO SAVE MYSELF

REPENT REPENT

also he will give you the ability to live a kabillion years, punch through steel beams, and all the altar boys girls you want

 

[CoolMe]

REPENT IT'S TIME TO TURN TO THE LORD gOD

FOR IF YOU DO NOT, EVERY DAY SATAN WILL SEND CARS TO KILL YOU

I NARROWLY ESCAPED TODAY, BUT TOMORROW I NEED gOD'S HELP TO SAVE MYSELF

REPENT REPENT

also he will give you the ability to live a kabillion years, punch through steel beams, and all the altar boys girls you want

and all this shit is just pre-flood..

 

[MPRTwice]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

My proof. where is yours? absent as usual? I understand. Seems that profanity does not pay 1 mil per year, yikes.

 

[CoolMe]

im just gonna leave this here (iykyk)

 

[x65943]

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My proof. where is yours? absent as usual? I understand. Seems that profanity does not pay 1 mil per year, yikes.

I made 2 million making sims house for elongation mask and abdominal champ

 

[MPRTwice]

I made 2 million making sims house for elongation mask and abdominal champ

you forgot the pictures again. No worries; I brought mine. you can borrow them if you want.

 

[x65943]

you forgot the pictures again. No worries; I brought mine. you can borrow them if you want.

My man this is a job application

I can copy a job application too but it doesn't mean I have the job

You know gOD doesn't look kindly on liars

 

[MPRTwice]

My man this is a job application

I can copy a job application too but it doesn't mean I have the job

You know gOD doesn't look kindly on liars

Rather, I have the AutoCAD designs manually in 3D, not merely 2D. So, where are your "overqualified/you will use this as a stepping stone" CAD drawings? your god forgot to give you any?

 

[CoolMe]

My man this is a job application

I can copy a job application too but it doesn't mean I have the job

You know gOD doesn't look kindly on liars

where's the pictures? where's the proof brah

 

[MPRTwice]

where's the pictures? where's the proof brah

these people could use a bath to relax. Here is one of our designs.

 

[hippy dave]

Did you know?

DID YOU KNOW?!

that CAD isn't the only qualification available or the only measurement of one's abilities or worth?

 

[K3Nv4]

My jumbo pickle disagrees with this argument https://www.walmart.com/ip/17223913905?sid=939d1b6a-ecab-451d-b60c-cd444c1ca905

 

[x65943]

My jumbo pickle disagrees with this argument https://www.walmart.com/ip/17223913905?sid=939d1b6a-ecab-451d-b60c-cd444c1ca905

MPRTwice when did you suddenly get so pizza-y?