Making use of the :bortz: emoticon

[BORTZ]

Quick little tips about using the smiley.

1. It can (read: should) be used in every situation no matter what you are feeling.
Examine these faces:


All of them are completely different right? But they can ALL be represented with Observe.


See? Even though you feel happy, confused, angry, or crying ( ;O; ) they all look the same under the mask. So no matter what you are feeling, you can ALWAYS convey the correct emotion using the

2. Dont be afraid to end sentences with

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz

Both are correct. This however:
he quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz .

Is NOT correct. Dont make that mistake.

3. End you post with 3 icons.
Example post:

"Well my humble opinion is that the Vita is mad gay and the Xbox One gobbles all the dongs.
"

The 3 bortz face at the end really drives home your point and lets people know you are done with your post.

Put these tips to good use, and happy web slinging.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Oh my god, I

 

[pasc]

I'm not sure…

 

[mucus]

false

 

[Ethevion]

This is a great thread

 

[ComeTurismO]

Thank you for the information, I will never abuse the emotion, Bortz.

 

[GameWinner]

Take notes guys. This will be on the test!

 

[Ethevion]

Thank you for the information, I will never abuse the emotion, Bortz

Take notes guys. This will be on the test

Fixed those for you. You can't have punctuation at the end of a sentence if there's a there. Simple grammar guys.

 

[chavosaur]

THERE'S A TEST!?! STUDY GROUP AT MY HOUSE

 

[ComeTurismO]

Fixed those for you. You can't have punctuation at the end of a sentence if there's a there. Simple grammar guys.

Oh, my mistakes

 

[MegaAce™]

 

[ßleck]

I AM going to abuse the emotion. Mwhahaha!

 

[emigre]

 

[mucus]

true

 

[ComeTurismO]

I AM going to abuse the emotion. Mwhahaha!

Well looks like Super Paper Mario 2 has a story of Mario collecting pure hearts to get power to defeat you for abusing the emotion for the Wii U..

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Fixed those for you. You can't have punctuation at the end of a sentence if there's a there. Simple grammar guys.

U serious. You are allowed to end with a period.

but you can't do this .

 

[Ethevion]

U serious. You are allowed to end with a period.

but you can't do this .

Are you sure? His examples don't have any periods

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Are you sure? His examples don't have any periods

What. I just checked. Slap me on my asshole pls

 

[Ethevion]

What. I just checked. Slap me on my asshole pls

Will do, just pick a tool for me to use

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Will do, just pick a tool for me to use

The farthest one on the left.
Here is a reference picture.

Spoiler

I give you permission to take off my bikini as you senselessly whip my asshole