1. BORTZ

    OP BORTZ The Amazing
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    Quick little tips about using the :bortz: smiley.

    1. It can (read: should) be used in every situation no matter what you are feeling.
    Examine these faces:
    :lol: :blink: :angry: :cry:

    All of them are completely different right? But they can ALL be represented with :bortz: Observe.
    :bortz: :bortz: :bortz: :bortz:

    See? Even though you feel happy, confused, angry, or crying ( ;O; ) they all look the same under the mask. So no matter what you are feeling, you can ALWAYS convey the correct emotion using the :bortz:

    2. Dont be afraid to end sentences with :bortz:

    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz.
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz :bortz:

    Both are correct. This however:
    he quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bortz :bortz: .

    Is NOT correct. Dont make that mistake.

    3. End you post with 3 :bortz: icons.
    Example post:

    "Well my humble opinion is that the Vita is mad gay and the Xbox One gobbles all the dongs.
    :bortz: :bortz: :bortz: "

    The 3 bortz face at the end really drives home your point and lets people know you are done with your post.

    Put these tips to good use, and happy web slinging.
    :bortz: :bortz: :bortz:
     
  2. Ubuntuの刀

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    Oh my god, I :bortz:
     
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    I'm not sure…
     
  4. mucus

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    Ethevion Wannabe Artist
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    This is a great thread :bortz:
     
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    Thank you for the information, I will never abuse the emotion, Bortz. :bortz:
     
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    GameWinner Take your heart
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    Take notes guys. This will be on the test! :bortz:
     
  8. Ethevion

    Ethevion Wannabe Artist
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    Fixed those for you. You can't have punctuation at the end of a sentence if there's a :bortz: there. Simple grammar guys.
    :bortz::bortz::bortz:
     
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    THERE'S A TEST!?! STUDY GROUP AT MY HOUSE :bortz:
     
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  10. ComeTurismO

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    Oh, my mistakes :bortz:
     
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    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.
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    ßleck Console Peasant
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    :gun::bortz::whip::hateit::bortz::whip:
    I AM going to abuse the emotion. Mwhahaha!
     
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    emigre i am a free i am not man a number
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    Well looks like Super Paper Mario 2 has a story of Mario collecting pure hearts to get power to defeat you for abusing the :bortz: emotion for the Wii U..
    :bortz: :bortz: :bortz:
     
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  16. Ubuntuの刀

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    U serious. You are allowed to end with a period. :bortz:

    but you can't do this :bortz:.
     
  17. Ethevion

    Ethevion Wannabe Artist
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    Are you sure? His examples don't have any periods :bortz:
     
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    What. I just checked. Slap me on my asshole pls :bortz::bortz::bortz:
     
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    Will do, just pick a tool for me to use :bortz:
    [​IMG]
    :bortz::bortz::bortz:
     
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    The farthest one on the left.
    Here is a reference picture.
    [​IMG]
    I give you permission to take off my bikini as you senselessly whip my asshole :bortz::bortz::bortz:
     
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