Wait wait wait... So there's this guy called VISHI SO FISHI, who is fifteen, who is making a "game" with his "team", the "game" being NEW SUPER MARIO BROS 2, and there are actually people who take this seriously and encourage him?
Are people still cheer for him when he does not deliver on the whole "demo in a week" thing?
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Double the lol when I saw psycoblaster post in this thread. Oh, and when that guy called him his "enemy" (gosh gee, psycoblaster is my INTERNET ENEMY, GRRR! But you sure are samrt psycoblaster, you should join our RADIOACTIVE TEAAAAM, even tho you're our ENEMY!1) the amount of lulz doubled.
And oh my god when the DSGM people came, all professional with their "secret forums" and their trying to protect the honor of their fine "product".
I don't know whether my blood pressure skyrocketed or I laughed my ass off (both).
1) Making a New Super Mario Bros 2 is a stupid idea. You can't do it better than nintendo (no, quiet down, you can not) no matter how cool your mom thinks you are for being able to surf the interwebs.
2) People who expect a homebrew called New Super Mario Bros 2 to be anything resembling something good are horrible, and should feel ashamed
3) All you guys pretending to support this project (pretending, because you know it's without a future, but you want the funny thread to live forever); 10/10
4) Do's and don'ts;
Do's;
- Learn code (this first, or don't even bother)(this first means that you need to know code BEFORE you start any serious 'brew)(yes, YOU. Nobody wants to make your shitty game for you.)
- A team that can Get Shit Done (aka people who know what they're doing, and not "I am looking for a SOUND GATHERER"(what the fuck, son. A SOUND GATHERER. Hearken, all ye brave lads! Who amongst ye will brave the webs to find the sounds of Plumberhood?))
Don'ts;
-Thinking you can make a game just because you started learning "code"
-Thinking you can make anything good (this is subjective of course, but let's have the reader assume that I think all homebrew games are horrid, for the sake of argument)
-Being illiterate (and I quote; "Na u can set it up for using palib etc,(given in the Palib Wiki), and i might use Vham too, and i will get a "Free Version that lasts for ever" if u know waht i mean..")
Shit man, Palib, THAT IS SOME SERIOUS PROGRAMMER SHIT RIGHT THERE, AND OH EM GEE WHERE DO I GET MY HANDS ON A "Free Version that lasts for ever and ever and ever" of Vham?!
All right, so that's not so much being illiterate as being-15-years-old-and-seeing-the-world-through-your-sugar-high.
I've got to cut this short, I feel twenty new ulcers burning through my stomach.
(daaaamn, why do I feel like this is some sort of forum-wide in-joke (read: circle-trolling perfection) that I just don't get?)
Edit;
Oh man I just read the first 20 pages. This shit is hilarious. Someone should nominate this thread for something (may I suggest "the saddest thing"?).
Did you guys read about that one part, where that one kid got angry at the other kid's idea for a story? He seriously said; "yeah his story is not so good, he is just going to have bowser kidnap peach again"
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Only mario game in which bowser did not "just" kidnap peach were the Mario&Luigi games. (GUYS! WE NEED AN EPIC STORY FOR OUR MARIO GAME! bowser kidnaps peach? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 JEWISH REFERENCES! AND NO SEPIROTH!)