Local Lawyer DEMOLISHES Super Mario Bros World Record

[Ericzander]

Seemingly out of nowhere, a young, handsome lawyer with impeccable taste in anime quietly released a video wherein he allegedly beat the long thought to be unbeatable Super Mario Bros world record. Skeptics can be put to rest because GBAtemp's finest and unbiased sleuthers studied this video intensely before reporting on the legitimacy of the speedrun. We have determined that this run is in fact legitimate, namely because there is not a single dislike shown on the video. This man truly has a bright future ahead of him as a speedrunner. And what's more, he's also humble about it.

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[JuanMena]

Seemingly out of nowhere, a young, handsome lawyer with impeccable taste in anime quietly released a video wherein he allegedly beat the long thought to be unbeatable Super Mario Bros world record. Skeptics can be put to rest because GBAtemp's finest and unbiased sleuthers studied this video intensely before reporting on the legitimacy of the speedrun. We have determined that this run is in fact legitimate, namely because there is not a single dislike shown on the video. This man truly has a bright future ahead of him as a speedrunner. And what's more, he's also humble about it.

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I bet this left you with a nice taste in your mouth.
I'm sure you can smell the victory.
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

 

[BigOnYa]

Why is Mario backwards through most of it, and parts of video you see him drinking, not even watching screen or pressing buttons, yet Mario runs and jumps.... looks fishy to me. But hey, you have to trust him... he's a lawyer!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Why is Mario backwards through most of it, and parts of video you see him drinking, not even watching screen or pressing buttons, yet Mario runs and jumps.... looks fishy to me. But hey, you have to trust him... he's a lawyer!

its a refrence to badabun's run

 

[Ericzander]

But hey, you have to trust him... he's a lawyer!

Exactly. Haters will be persecuted.

its a refrence to badabun's run

I never saw those videos in my life. I have no reason to suspect that this run is a joke and not legitimate.

 

[SG854]

Exactly. Haters will be persecuted.

You missed your chance at saying "to the full extent of the law"

 

[VinsCool]

Plot twist: this madlad only did this so he gets famous through a Karl Jobst video demolishing him through cunning references and dry humour.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Exactly. Haters will be persecuted.


I never saw those videos in my life. I have no reason to suspect that this run is a joke and not legitimate.

sorry, i was hacked, what i meant to say was "amazing run, you should submit it to speedrun.com, although the biased mods might not accept it"

 

[SG854]

 

[SG854]

Seemingly out of nowhere, a young, handsome lawyer with impeccable taste in anime quietly released a video wherein he allegedly beat the long thought to be unbeatable Super Mario Bros world record. Skeptics can be put to rest because GBAtemp's finest and unbiased sleuthers studied this video intensely before reporting on the legitimacy of the speedrun. We have determined that this run is in fact legitimate, namely because there is not a single dislike shown on the video. This man truly has a bright future ahead of him as a speedrunner. And what's more, he's also humble about it.

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You broke the law of physics with that video. Other lawyers won't take to kindly to you.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

You broke the law of physics with that video. Other lawyers won't take to kindly to you.

FUCK physics
ALL MY HOMIES HATE PHYSICS

 

[BigOnYa]

He's got some mad game skills!

 

[godreborn]

not sure who's more handsome @Ericzander or @Flame .

 

[AmandaRose]

not sure who's more handsome @Ericzander or @Flame .

@Flame for me sorry @Ericzander

 

[BigOnYa]

For legal reasons: I've been advised to say " @Ericzander for me sorry @Flame ", and that is my only official statement for today. Thank you.

 

[Ericzander]

You broke the law of physics with that video. Other lawyers won't take to kindly to you.

The only law I care about is the law of the streets.

 

[Flame]

i win yet again.

Case closed.

 

[Chary]

Flame wins by doing absolutely nothing

 

[Noctosphere]

Flame wins by doing absolutely nothing

Of course he does, he's greeny

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Seemingly out of nowhere, a young, handsome lawyer with impeccable taste in anime quietly released a video wherein he allegedly beat the long thought to be unbeatable Super Mario Bros world record. Skeptics can be put to rest because GBAtemp's finest and unbiased sleuthers studied this video intensely before reporting on the legitimacy of the speedrun. We have determined that this run is in fact legitimate, namely because there is not a single dislike shown on the video. This man truly has a bright future ahead of him as a speedrunner. And what's more, he's also humble about it.

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ngl you look exactly like i expected you to