Lightbulb jokes.

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Nov 25, 2010

Lightbulb jokes. by Wolvenreign at 7:53 AM (1,128 Views / 0 Likes) 23 replies

  1. Wolvenreign
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    Member Wolvenreign Transhuman Satanist Furry Technocrat

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    I'll start.

    How many Russkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LIGHTBULB SCREWS YOU!

    (At least it's a twisty one...)
     


  2. cwstjdenobs

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    How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

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  3. FAST6191

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    Bit of a field specific one but-

    How many street skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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  4. Forstride

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    How many Apple Employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    - Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.
     
  5. cwstjdenobs

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    off topic on topic, I haven't seen a screw fit light fitting outside of museums, do other countries still use them?

    How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb

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    How many settlers from the year 1700 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    Alright, I'll go hang myself for that terrible joke.
     
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    I wasn't aware there even WAS anything else.
     
  8. cwstjdenobs

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    Bayonet fitting, but never read up on it before. You know I'm actually quite well travelled but have never had the need to change a light bulb when abroad.

    EDIT:

    How many English men does it take to change a light bulb?

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  9. shlong

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    There's a seriously tasteless one about Ukrainians...
     
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    We glow in the dark?
     
  11. shlong

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    [​IMG]
    I got told it by a Russian :3
     
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    Neither... [​IMG]

    Edit: Scratch that, I've seen bayonet fitting tons of times. [​IMG]
     
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    Military joke:
    How many officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Answer
     
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    Bayonet fittings are the most common here, though we have screw-ins too.
     
  15. TwinRetro

    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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  16. Warrior522

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    Soo... How many Tempers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     
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    One (of the mods). The rest of us would just mill around and click "refresh" every now and then and blame the noobs.
     
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    (on similar theme)

    Q: How many Newbies does it take to screw in a Lightbulb
    A: None, they post a question in a forum to ask how to do it
     
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    How many fox boys?
     
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