I'll start.
How many Russkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LIGHTBULB SCREWS YOU!
(At least it's a twisty one...)
How many Russkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LIGHTBULB SCREWS YOU!
(At least it's a twisty one...)