Life is Strange hates vegans

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  1. zeello
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    Everybody hates vegans
     
  3. zeello
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    Also here's the menu. So people were wrong, the restaurant does have vegan items. (oatmeal)
     

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    You make your oatmeal without milk?
     
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    I absolutely LOVE vegans.

    (they leave all the meat for me)
     
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    Though that is an agreeable trait I am going to have to ask you to come back and say that after you have roast potatoes thrown into the mix. Of course the smart people get around that by roasting them in duck or goose fat but sometimes your hosts are not aware of such technicalities.
     
  7. zeello
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    Can anyone help me write a petition for this? I seriously want to start a #WaffleGate.

    A while back there was a petition to bring Smash Bros to Vita. It got so much attention that there were actually articles on gaming sites about it and that's pretty awesome.
    https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-co-ltd-port-smash-bros-4-to-the-psvita

    The actual writing on the petition is short and sweet, so it shouldn't be too hard to write my own, I could go for something equally short or slightly longer. I could probably include something about how Life is Strange is a game about moral choices so it was especially egregious for a game like this to force you to order a waffle.

    After writing the petition I still have to figure out how to make the petition famous. (reddit?) But no reason not to go ahead and make the petition, we don't have to worry about making it popular until after it's made.
     
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    This depends on your social life or lack of thereof. Have you ever gone on a night out with a vegan? Forget about it, no fun allowed. Forget about steakhouses, forget about burger joints, forget about kebabs, forget about everything that's good in life because if there's anything morally questionable aka delicious with the food or drink, don't worry, they'll tell you about it. If you have vegan friends, make sure to cut all ties, shoot them to the moon.
     
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  9. zeello
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    By the way, did anyone just notice that she has a picture of a deer on her shirt? Talk about cognitive moral disconnect.

    Finally got on my ass and made the petition, here it is:
    https://www.change.org/p/square-eni...ude-vegan-option-in-life-is-strange-episode-2

    Not sure what to do next. Youtube is a lost cause since I'm pretty sure all links are censored. I posted it on reddit but it doesn't show up on the site, except when I go to my profile. Maybe it's because I had only just created my account, must be a spambot preventative measure or something, and my link will appear eventually.