Let's do this one senctence at a time.

[BakerMan]

We're going to do the funeral eulogy of a man who died by titties, one sentence at a time. I'll start us off:
"Dearly departed, we are here for the funeral of Choke On Breasts, I mean Chuck N. Bress."

 

[Xdqwerty]

We're going to do the funeral eulogy of a man who died by titties, one sentence at a time. I'll start us off:
"Dearly departed, we are here for the funeral of Choke On Breasts, I mean Chuck N. Bress."

He died doing what he loved most: being smothered by titties.

 

[impeeza]

By titties he lived and by titties he die...

 

[BakerMan]

And now, a speech from his breas- best friend, Booby Mil- I mean Bobby Mark.

 

[Xdqwerty]

He always said that titties were his heaven on earth, and now he is in heaven with the angels, surrounded by titties of all shapes and sizes.

 

[K3Nv2]

What's a sentence

 

[BigOnYa]

"Does this shin dig have an open bar?", He asked before being struck down by titay bullets.

 

[Xdqwerty]

What's a sentence

A miserable little pile of secrets

 

[impeeza]

What's a sentence

And now @K3Nv2 the village Idiot interrupted the melody, but a new set of titties comes to the rescue and whom for they die 6 feet under resting now is .

 

[BakerMan]

"Does this shin dig have an open bar?", He asked before being struck down by titay bullets.

He always said his favorite anime was One Piece, and now we know why.

 

[Xdqwerty]

His entire life was about titties

 

[BigOnYa]

He always dreamed of dying by natural means, but on this sad day, he was taken from us by silicone.

 

[BakerMan]

He knew at least 5 ways of naming breasts: Breasts, boobs, tits, bazongas, bosoms

 

[Xdqwerty]

He always prefered breasts over other feminine body parts like asses and pussies

 

[impeeza]

He knew at least 5 ways of naming breasts: Breasts, boobs, tits, bazongas, bosoms

and 58008

 

[BakerMan]

He always prefered breasts over other feminine body parts like asses and pussies

I always said "thick thighs save lives", but he didn't believe me, and breasts killed him.

 

[BigOnYa]

As a memorial, I'd like to dedicate this day every year, to my friend. We'll call it Double D day. (Pours a little milk on the ground.)

 

[CoolMe]

Let's do this one sentence at a time.

Just how many sentences do you want? Don't overdo it or you'll get the death sentence.

 

[BakerMan]

Just how many sentences do you want? Don't overdo it or you'll get the death sentence.

1. I'd say it's good here with what BigOnYa said
2. Assuming my death sentence is Chuck's was, I think I'll be juuust fine

 

[x65943]

On the night he was delivered up, or rather delivered himself up, he took a cup of milk, sipped it, raised it up and said

Do this again in memory of me

Breasts cum into this world to save sinners, of whom I am the first

It was ironic of course because the breasts didn't save him at all and actually killed him

But we all know Billy wouldn't have had it any other way