KYT: Szyslak

1. Can I call you ZaiSlock?

 

I have one question and one question only: Russian Roulette?

 

2. How many times have you played through Faxanadu?

 

3. Favorite kind of cake? (the real kind that you eat, not the kind that's a lie).

 

Why Szyslak?
What's your avatar?
What did you had for breakfast today?

 

Let me give a scenario:

If you were stranded on an Island with a peice of 2x4 wood and a bunch of cows raving to Alice DeeJay came out and danced around you, then they made you go into a big conga line and rave with them all around the island for days on end, What would you do? Kill em with the 2x4, Join them in the massive conga line, or something else?

 

werz teh cake?
do you liek meh?
wai?
, or ?

 

Does Szyslak mean something else in a different language?
Why do you think ChotaZ keeps posting the same questions in every KYT session?
Do you think the above is annoying?

 

or

 

1. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
2. Rocky or Rambo?
3. Michael Jackson or Pedobear?
4. ROFL donkey balls or dickpenis?
5. Do you like Marc Anthony?

 

2. Rocky. I dug First Blood, but Rocky 1 - 4 were cinematic masterpieces. Rocky IV was the best movie ever put on film, and the Rocky IV soundtrack is the best album ever recorded. Ever.
3. Geckos doing the "Thriller" dance
4. dickpenis. I like what dickpenis is doing lately. I think dickpenis may have successfully re-invented himself at this point of dickpenis's career
5. Mark Antony the Roman General: I find him to be a very interesting figure in history. There is much to be learned from his political posturing and eventual downfall. I found his portrayal in HBO's ROME to be particularly amusing.
Marc Anthony the singer: Only when I need to cry myself to sleep at night, so "yes"
In general, I am usually distrustful of any man with two first names.

 

1. Any particular reason for not liking me?
2. Do YOU think that there is a *chance* of me getting an un-ban?

 

1) Is your name Moe?
2) Have you ever considered endowment downfall policies?

 

1) No, sorry. But it is where the nickname came from.
2) If you're talking about endowment life insurance, I only have term life myself. I'm still exploring other options, and I still have a lot to learn. I honestly couldn't tell you the difference between whole life and endowment life without looking it up.

However, if you're talking about an insurance policy that pays out if your male "endowment" meets some sort of downfall, that would be great. I think it should be called "whole penis".

 

1. Why does sinkhead talk in third person?
2. Do you have my cake?
3. Do you like auto merging double posts?
4. or ?
5. PSP or NDS and why.
6. Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?

 

o.O
As far as I can see, since my first ban, I've only pissed off JPH on purpose. Other times weren't intentional. It could be that I'm just a dick.
ONTOPIC:
1.Favourite Fairy Tale?
2.Have you read any of the Harry Potter books? If so, did you enjoy them?
3.Favourite book?
4.Watch TV? Favourite show?
5.If Westside died, would you dickpenis, donkeyballs, or wrapped in claymore and set it off in his name? Which one?

 

1. Now that I have a kid and have the occasion to read them again, I realize that most fairy tales are completely fucked up. That said, I've always enjoyed "The Scorpion and The Frog". Makes you question things.
2. I have read them all, and I do enjoy them. Some more than others. For the last 10 years or so, whenever I need some light reading, I'll pick up a Harry Potter or a Grisham book. I think of it as brain candy.
3. Probably a toss-up between The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams, and The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway. The Hitchhiker's Guide makes me laugh at the world around me, and Hemingway's book makes me want to change the way I live my life.
4. I watch a good bit of TV. My favorite show right now would be "The Wire", with some of the also-rans being "LOST", "The Office", and "Mythbusters". I'm also a closeted "Survivor" and "Amazing Race" fan.
5. I'm pretty sure I would dickpenis in his honor. Or onher honor.