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Drama in the shoutbox
Our story began when Blaze was telling the shoutbox the adorable story (with a notable lack of stabbings, multiple deaths, etc.) of the gift he got from his significant other celebrating the soon birth of his daughter. It was a wonderful "No. 1 Dad shirt" that has really touched the hearts of tempers everywhere.
Soon after, the resident boobs expert Tom Bombadildo couldn't help but express his desire for boobies in what many have called to be one of the most elegantly written shouts ever made in the history of the shoutbox.
In a fit of rage, Blaze lashed out at Tom for thinking of boobs at such a time insinuating that he may have pedophile tendencies and suggesting that he be locked up.
Of course, Tom unwilling to withstand such a defamation then responded to Blaze with insults that may have potentially destroyed his will to write forever. We can only hope.
At the point, Blaze then said that "it was only a joke" and then lashed out with a number of vile insults that I wouldn't have said to my worst enemy. Blaze then decided that he was suddenly in the mood for pizza proving that once again, pizza does triumph over evil.
Tom seemingly tired of this nonsense then decided that he would rather light someone's hair on fire or blow shit up because it's Independence Day and fuck yeah America. I'm sure the many Americans celebrating with him would concur.
Will Blaze continue to write? Will Tom follow in the footsteps of the shoutbox's resident pyromaniac and light someone's hair on fire? Will Blaze get mugged and stabbed five times on his way to getting his delicious cheesy pizza? Find out soon on "Keeping up with GBAtemp".