Keeping up with GBAtemp

[Deleted_171835]

Keeping up with the Kardashians GBAtemp. A peek inside the exploits and drama that occur within GBAtemp. To be archived here for future generations.

1. Drama in the shoutbox.
2. The story of dickfour
3. Who is ComeTurism0?

Drama in the shoutbox

Our story began when Blaze was telling the shoutbox the adorable story (with a notable lack of stabbings, multiple deaths, etc.) of the gift he got from his significant other celebrating the soon birth of his daughter. It was a wonderful "No. 1 Dad shirt" that has really touched the hearts of tempers everywhere.

Soon after, the resident boobs expert Tom Bombadildo couldn't help but express his desire for boobies in what many have called to be one of the most elegantly written shouts ever made in the history of the shoutbox.

In a fit of rage, Blaze lashed out at Tom for thinking of boobs at such a time insinuating that he may have pedophile tendencies and suggesting that he be locked up.

Of course, Tom unwilling to withstand such a defamation then responded to Blaze with insults that may have potentially destroyed his will to write forever. We can only hope.

At the point, Blaze then said that "it was only a joke" and then lashed out with a number of vile insults that I wouldn't have said to my worst enemy. Blaze then decided that he was suddenly in the mood for pizza proving that once again, pizza does triumph over evil.

Tom seemingly tired of this nonsense then decided that he would rather light someone's hair on fire or blow shit up because it's Independence Day and fuck yeah America. I'm sure the many Americans celebrating with him would concur.

Will Blaze continue to write? Will Tom follow in the footsteps of the shoutbox's resident pyromaniac and light someone's hair on fire? Will Blaze get mugged and stabbed five times on his way to getting his delicious cheesy pizza? Find out soon on "Keeping up with GBAtemp".

 

[Forstride]

mad gay

 

[PolloDiablo]

boobies

 

[GameWinner]

blaze is a respectable gbatemp member

 

[nryn99]

5318008

 

[chavosaur]

I wonder if Blazes child will be born with the ability to breath fire and exact revenge on the tewibble people that stabbed their daddy a million times and made him die more than once

 

[BORTZ]

Also, i find this appropriate

 

[p1ngpong]

I would rather cut my dick off.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Wait I thought Blaze was like meeting his special someone across the world last I checked. Now he's married and has a daughter?

 

[Gahars]

Spoiler: 1v1 me m8

 

[chavosaur]

Spoiler: 1v1 me m8

Which one is he? The gigantic slob blob, or the little pudgy thingy?
Please let me be able to dub him Lil Pudge...

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Eufedoraic

 

[GameWinner]

Wait I thought Blaze was like meeting his special someone across the world last I checked. Now he's married and has a daughter?

Plothole.

 

[nryn99]

Plothole.

timeskip

 

[Guild McCommunist]

timeskip

I don't think that was a timeskip as much as a temporal disturbance because this issue was not more than 9 months ago.

 

[The Catboy]

penis

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I wonder if Blazes child will be born with the ability to breath fire and exact revenge on the tewibble people that stabbed their daddy a million times and made him die more than once

I heard that his child died at birth and rose three days later.

 

[ComeTurismO]

P

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3​

 

[Deleted member 319809]

I disapprove of your use of Keeping Up With the Kardashians for your opening image. Everyone knows women are only good for drama, and GBATemp has absolutely none of that.

Women, I mean.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Episode 2: The story of dickfour.

To first appearances, dickfour seemed no different from the usual GBAtemp member. Appearances do deceive though and as you will find below, dickfour was not at all as he seemed.

his avatar (or lack thereof) suits this episode quite well

To first understand the dickfour, we must examine his earlier posts. Sadly there is no comprehensive way to check his post history on his GBAtemp profile so we must resort to a more primitive way, Google.

In the beginning, he seemed like a reasonable enough fellow. Owned a 3DS, hated Apple, the usual GBAtemp stuff.

Apple knows no one will want an iPhone when the 1.5 ghz quad core snapdragon comes out. Even the dual core is better than what's in the new iphone. So this is Apple's response to sucking in the marketplace

I have the Zelda unit, it doesn't have a tint but then again I'm color blind so I'll have to get a second opinion

But his true colours showed not too soon after.


He argued that being a white male put him at a disadvantage compared to others.

Actually being male and white is more of a liability these days than anything. You get screwed with job quotas even if you're the most qualified candidate. You don't get the sweetheart deals on collage entrance and student loans that non whites get. There's myriad programs and preferences you don't qualify for including small business loans and govenment contracts. Is suggest if you're while that you go and scour your family tree for some black or native American blood.

Is a homophobe and struggles to understand why people would want to play as a gay character.

You can put a sign on a cow that says horse but that doesn't change the fact that it's still a cow. So called gay marriage isn't the same and it isn't equal. The purpose of marriage for the past 20,000 years has been the perpetuation of the race. Period. On the bright side states still have the right to define marriage and 38 have defined that between a man and a woman

Wow just what I always wanted, to be gay in a game. This will make my life complete

GLOBAL WARMING SHEEPLE

No idea what the purpose of religion is but it seems like most people need it. You have the new religion of phony global warming. These people are just as silly as the people they look down their nose at who thing they know when the world will end and Jesus comes back.

Said that people who live on benefits are "subhuman"

I consider people that spend their lives dependent on the government trained animals not human, defiantly subhuman

Sold counterfeit watches in the past and has no remorse looking back.

Sounds like too much effort for too little money. I've sold counterfeit watches and made an assload of cash before getting caught. The moral of the story is if you're going to break the law at least make it worth it

Complains about "black racism"

How about he Freddys fire in Harlem that killed 8. That was all Al Sharpton. Would you like any more examples of old Al's racism ans race baiting? Funny how the media overlook all the black racism coming from the new black panthers who say they're going to kill crackers.

Some may wonder why he wasn't banned? Shirley he has violated every rule in the book? Shirley his rampant homophobia poses a threat to the quality of discussion on this forum? Some believe that the answer to this lies into the conspiracy theory that dickfour is p1ngpong in disguise.

The question that has puzzled man since the beginning of the ages was, who exactly was dickfour? Was he the essence of every single banned GBAtemp member put into one horrible troll? Was he simply a deformed animal with four dicks, that if stimulated simultaneously, create a massive deadly orgasm as the Urban Dictionary suggests? We may never know.