Keeping up with GBAtemp

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  1. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    Keeping up with the Kardashians GBAtemp. A peek inside the exploits and drama that occur within GBAtemp. To be archived here for future generations.

    1. Drama in the shoutbox.
    2. The story of dickfour
    3. Who is ComeTurism0?

    Drama in the shoutbox

    Our story began when Blaze was telling the shoutbox the adorable story (with a notable lack of stabbings, multiple deaths, etc.) of the gift he got from his significant other celebrating the soon birth of his daughter. It was a wonderful "No. 1 Dad shirt" that has really touched the hearts of tempers everywhere.

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    Soon after, the resident boobs expert Tom Bombadildo couldn't help but express his desire for boobies in what many have called to be one of the most elegantly written shouts ever made in the history of the shoutbox.

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    In a fit of rage, Blaze lashed out at Tom for thinking of boobs at such a time insinuating that he may have pedophile tendencies and suggesting that he be locked up.

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    Of course, Tom unwilling to withstand such a defamation then responded to Blaze with insults that may have potentially destroyed his will to write forever. We can only hope.

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    At the point, Blaze then said that "it was only a joke" and then lashed out with a number of vile insults that I wouldn't have said to my worst enemy. Blaze then decided that he was suddenly in the mood for pizza proving that once again, pizza does triumph over evil.

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    Tom seemingly tired of this nonsense then decided that he would rather light someone's hair on fire or blow shit up because it's Independence Day and fuck yeah America. I'm sure the many Americans celebrating with him would concur.

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    Will Blaze continue to write? Will Tom follow in the footsteps of the shoutbox's resident pyromaniac and light someone's hair on fire? Will Blaze get mugged and stabbed five times on his way to getting his delicious cheesy pizza? Find out soon on "Keeping up with GBAtemp".
     
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  2. Forstride

    Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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  3. Nah3DS

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  4. GameWinner

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    blaze is a respectable gbatemp member
     
  5. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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  6. chavosaur

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    I wonder if Blazes child will be born with the ability to breath fire and exact revenge on the tewibble people that stabbed their daddy a million times and made him die more than once :wacko:
     
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  7. BORTZ

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    Also, i find this appropriate
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  8. p1ngpong

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  9. Guild McCommunist

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    Wait I thought Blaze was like meeting his special someone across the world last I checked. Now he's married and has a daughter?
     
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  10. Gahars

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    Which one is he? The gigantic slob blob, or the little pudgy thingy?
    Please let me be able to dub him Lil Pudge...
     
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  13. GameWinner

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    Plothole.
     
  14. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    timeskip
     
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    I don't think that was a timeskip as much as a temporal disturbance because this issue was not more than 9 months ago.
     
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  17. Guild McCommunist

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    I heard that his child died at birth and rose three days later.
     
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  18. ComeTurismO

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  19. Nebuleon

    Nebuleon MAH BOI/GURL

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    I disapprove of your use of Keeping Up With the Kardashians for your opening image. Everyone knows women are only good for drama, and GBATemp has absolutely none of that.

    Women, I mean.
     
  20. soulx
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    Episode 2: The story of dickfour.


    To first appearances, dickfour seemed no different from the usual GBAtemp member. Appearances do deceive though and as you will find below, dickfour was not at all as he seemed.

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    his avatar (or lack thereof) suits this episode quite well

    To first understand the dickfour, we must examine his earlier posts. Sadly there is no comprehensive way to check his post history on his GBAtemp profile so we must resort to a more primitive way, Google.

    In the beginning, he seemed like a reasonable enough fellow. Owned a 3DS, hated Apple, the usual GBAtemp stuff.

    But his true colours showed not too soon after.


    He argued that being a white male put him at a disadvantage compared to others.


    Is a homophobe and struggles to understand why people would want to play as a gay character.


    GLOBAL WARMING SHEEPLE


    Said that people who live on benefits are "subhuman"


    Sold counterfeit watches in the past and has no remorse looking back.

    Complains about "black racism"


    Some may wonder why he wasn't banned? Shirley he has violated every rule in the book? Shirley his rampant homophobia poses a threat to the quality of discussion on this forum? Some believe that the answer to this lies into the conspiracy theory that dickfour is p1ngpong in disguise.

    The question that has puzzled man since the beginning of the ages was, who exactly was dickfour? Was he the essence of every single banned GBAtemp member put into one horrible troll? Was he simply a deformed animal with four dicks, that if stimulated simultaneously, create a massive deadly orgasm as the Urban Dictionary suggests? We may never know.
     
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