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Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

The Catboy · 2024-04-13T22:18:10+00:00

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and...

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Start date Dec 27, 2015
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Post your jokes here. (Doesn't need to be yours, just one that you think is funny or whatever)

Here's a lame one:

Two chickens come across. One says: "Tok tok tok tok toook." Whereupon the other says: "Are you tokking to me?"

Ik worst joke ever... Couldn't think of another one atm :/ Feel free to correct me if I made some grammar mistakes

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's sticky and brown?

A sticky stick.

...

*crickets*

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling.

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