On its own, why can’t a bike stand? It’s two tired.
Why couldn't the pony yell? A little horse, it was.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Feel the force! Snowballs.
You make holy water, how do? The hell out of it, you boil.
You call a bear with no teeth, what do? -- a gummy bear!
I once farted in an elevator,Wrong on so many levels, it was.
I used to like my neighbors,A password on their wi-fi, until they put.
You call a fat psychic, what do? Yeesssssss! A four chin teller.
Herh Herh Herh Herh!
The duck go to rehab, why did? Hmmmm! A quack addict, because he was!
Feel the force! What's the difference between a porcupine and a porsche? Hmmmm! The pricks on the outside, -- the porcupine has.
Christmas just like a day at the office, why is? All the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit, you do.
You seduce a fat woman, how do? The dark side I sense in you! Piece of cake.
You call a blonde with a brain, what do? A golden retriever.
The skeleton go to the party alone, why did? Herh Herh Herh Herh! No body to go with him, -- he had!
You call two fat people having a chat, what do? The dark side I sense in you! -- a heavy discussion
Why couldn't the pony yell? A little horse, it was.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Feel the force! Snowballs.
You make holy water, how do? The hell out of it, you boil.
You call a bear with no teeth, what do? -- a gummy bear!
I once farted in an elevator,Wrong on so many levels, it was.
I used to like my neighbors,A password on their wi-fi, until they put.
You call a fat psychic, what do? Yeesssssss! A four chin teller.
Herh Herh Herh Herh!
The duck go to rehab, why did? Hmmmm! A quack addict, because he was!
Feel the force! What's the difference between a porcupine and a porsche? Hmmmm! The pricks on the outside, -- the porcupine has.
Christmas just like a day at the office, why is? All the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit, you do.
You seduce a fat woman, how do? The dark side I sense in you! Piece of cake.
You call a blonde with a brain, what do? A golden retriever.
The skeleton go to the party alone, why did? Herh Herh Herh Herh! No body to go with him, -- he had!
You call two fat people having a chat, what do? The dark side I sense in you! -- a heavy discussion
