Jokes: Yoda edition

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  1. joyoshi
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    Shoved up your nose
    On its own, why can’t a bike stand? It’s two tired.
    Why couldn't the pony yell? A little horse, it was.
    What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Feel the force! Snowballs.
    You make holy water, how do? The hell out of it, you boil.
    You call a bear with no teeth, what do? -- a gummy bear!
    I once farted in an elevator,Wrong on so many levels, it was.
    I used to like my neighbors,A password on their wi-fi, until they put.
    You call a fat psychic, what do? Yeesssssss! A four chin teller.
    Herh Herh Herh Herh!
    The duck go to rehab, why did? Hmmmm! A quack addict, because he was!
    Feel the force! What's the difference between a porcupine and a porsche? Hmmmm! The pricks on the outside, -- the porcupine has.
    Christmas just like a day at the office, why is? All the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit, you do.
    You seduce a fat woman, how do? The dark side I sense in you! Piece of cake.
    You call a blonde with a brain, what do? A golden retriever.
    The skeleton go to the party alone, why did? Herh Herh Herh Herh! No body to go with him, -- he had!
    You call two fat people having a chat, what do? The dark side I sense in you! -- a heavy discussion
     
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  2. tomman321

    tomman321 Advanced Member

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    MMMMMMMM FUNNYYYYYYYY JOEK!!!
     
  3. Touko White

    Touko White Scarlet's Clone

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    "Your basis belong to us entirely, it is." - old BabelFish translation of 'All your base are belong to us'
    Some compared it to yoda.
     
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    STEALS MY JOKES, NOBODY DOES 2 DAY!:gun:
     
  5. Attacker3

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    like now.
     
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