January 21, 2008

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Since I'm bored out of my skull, I might as well start a blog that I am actually dedicated to, or at least try to stay dedicated. So here goes.
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Once again, in defense, I was bored.

I have a riddle that I heard a long time ago but just remembered now. Okay, there's a guy in a telephone booth with his arms out the side sticking through the glass, and he has bled to death. The phone is dead, and there's a fishing rod outside. How did he die?

Laugh, make fun of me or post what you think is the answer without looking first.

He was phoning a friend and told him how big the fish he caught was. He said, "It was THIS BIG! and stuck out his arms to show. His arms went through the glass and he bled to death. Lame... Me so bored...
 

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Ackers, that's the point of spoilers
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I know these kinds of riddles, they're really hard. Usually when I do these riddles you're allowed to ask yes/no questions.
 

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