It was nice knowing you, 'temp..

[Black-Ice]

Could I use this thread to say that I'm permanently leaving gbatemp? There really isn't really a reason to be here anymore, especially after I saw a post made by a fucking moderator containing some stupid pun with a tumblr gif that got like 20 likes.

RIP AlanJohn

 

[the_randomizer]

And you don't have a car or means of transportation. If he were really a friend, he wouldn't be a dick about it and wouldn't want to beat you up. No one's perfect, we all f**k up, but holy hell man, he needs to get over it or at least discuss like like a real man and not be a pussy about something you screwed up on. I sure as hell made some stupid mistakes that I regret making, but there comes a point in where people need to forgive and forget. Anyone wanting to beat you up for a reason like that's a freakin pussy.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Can you put me in your will please?? Gib me all ur gaemz pls ;O;

 

[GameWinner]

It turns out that I am made out of sponge!

The important lesson here is to not piss off your friends. You can get an ass kicking of a lifetime!
So not a bad day really.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

It turns out that I am made out of sponge!

The important lesson here is to not piss off your friends. You can get an ass kicking of a lifetime!
So not a bad day really.

Did your friend find out you fucked his mom after a hearty game of Caww o doody??

TELL US THE STORY GAMEWINNER

 

[GameWinner]

Fine; story.

So I am at the friends house who is going to beat me up. He has convinced me to go to his friends birthday party, but it is really far away, and I was going to meet a girl the next morning. I couldnt go to the birthday party and meet this girl because I would have to end up spending the night at the other house, and have no way back for a long while (no car). So I convinced my friend to go to another party with me, and I would call his friend and say we can't make it to the birthday party. So we go to this other party. I never really drank before; so you can guess where this is going. I start with jello shooters and work my way up. I down about 8 jello shooters topped off with an extra shot of vodka. I have a couple large mixed drinks, and a beer. By now I am totally fucked up. Cant walk straight, I don't even know where my friend is. Apparently he is really drunk too, and is throwing up on the side of the house. I go see whats going on, tripping over everyone. At one point I puked on some dudes car after I beatboxed for him. I meet up with my friend dead drunk, and sit in the rock garden on the neigbors house. I start throwing rocks at him for no reason. His sister shows up to the party, and she and one of my friends brings me back to his house. I am loud and obnoxious, and mess up my friends room completely (throwing things, etc.) So his sister drags me up stairs, and I do very bad things to her of which I have very little recolection. The next day I am puking up his house then I leave. A couple days later I get the call... thats where I am now.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[Flame]

Fine; story.

So I am at the friends house who is going to beat me up. He has convinced me to go to his friends birthday party, but it is really far away, and I was going to meet a girl the next morning. I couldnt go to the birthday party and meet this girl because I would have to end up spending the night at the other house, and have no way back for a long while (no car). So I convinced my friend to go to another party with me, and I would call his friend and say we can't make it to the birthday party. So we go to this other party. I never really drank before; so you can guess where this is going. I start with jello shooters and work my way up. I down about 8 jello shooters topped off with an extra shot of vodka. I have a couple large mixed drinks, and a beer. By now I am totally fucked up. Cant walk straight, I don't even know where my friend is. Apparently he is really drunk too, and is throwing up on the side of the house. I go see whats going on, tripping over everyone. At one point I puked on some dudes car after I beatboxed for him. I meet up with my friend dead drunk, and sit in the rock garden on the neigbors house. I start throwing rocks at him for no reason. His sister shows up to the party, and she and one of my friends brings me back to his house. I am loud and obnoxious, and mess up my friends room completely (throwing things, etc.) So his sister drags me up stairs, and I do very bad things to her of which I have very little recolection. The next day I am puking up his house then I leave. A couple days later I get the call... thats where I am now.

you left out the best parts!

 

[Black-Ice]

Fine; story.

So I am at the friends house who is going to beat me up. He has convinced me to go to his friends birthday party, but it is really far away, and I was going to meet a girl the next morning. I couldnt go to the birthday party and meet this girl because I would have to end up spending the night at the other house, and have no way back for a long while (no car). So I convinced my friend to go to another party with me, and I would call his friend and say we can't make it to the birthday party. So we go to this other party. I never really drank before; so you can guess where this is going. I start with jello shooters and work my way up. I down about 8 jello shooters topped off with an extra shot of vodka. I have a couple large mixed drinks, and a beer. By now I am totally fucked up. Cant walk straight, I don't even know where my friend is. Apparently he is really drunk too, and is throwing up on the side of the house. I go see whats going on, tripping over everyone. At one point I puked on some dudes car after I beatboxed for him. I meet up with my friend dead drunk, and sit in the rock garden on the neigbors house. I start throwing rocks at him for no reason. His sister shows up to the party, and she and one of my friends brings me back to his house. I am loud and obnoxious, and mess up my friends room completely (throwing things, etc.) So his sister drags me up stairs, and I do very bad things to her of which I have very little recolection. The next day I am puking up his house then I leave. A couple days later I get the call... thats where I am now.

1: You're a legend
2: Play the drunk card. Play it hard. Throw it like its the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Beg for forgiveness and make it clear you never knew you're a lightweight

 

[GameWinner]

you left out the best parts!

 

[stinkoman]

okay bye

 

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