The problem has been solved! Thank you so much for your help! For those who are stumbling upon this thread looking for an answer to the error code, I solved my problem by getting a genuine vIOS36 and installing it.
Yup. I compared his syscheck to mine, saw that his IOS36 revision was lower than mine, dumped my IOS36 and gave it to him, and he installed it. The update worked fine afterwards.IOS36 (rev 3608): No Patches
How did you know to replace vIOS36? It doesn't get flagged in the report. This one IOS58 (rev 6432): USB 2.0 shows something but that's AFAIK normal on vWii. Googling a bit will tell you to install an IOS36 with a newer build (v3864), is that what you did? Would be nice if SysCheck can flag these things.
People seem to think the vWii is the same as the Wii, which is an understandable mistake, but it can bork your Wii U up bad.This seems to be an extremely common error as of late, why do people keep installing a wii IOS36? Are they using the trucha bug installer?