If Satan is real is he nice?

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Actually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.

Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.

According to a girl I once dated he is but I disagreed but maybe I'm wrong now
Was she thicc? :mellow:
 

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Actually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.

Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.


Was she thicc? :mellow:
Donated $5 and my cat got cancer

I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot
 

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Donated $5 and my cat got cancer

I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot
Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.
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Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.
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Why repent when you could hook up with more satanic girls by just offering them goats.
 

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