If Satan is real is he nice?

[K3Nv2]

According to a girl I once dated he is but I disagreed but maybe I'm wrong now

 

[JuanMena]

Actually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.

Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.

According to a girl I once dated he is but I disagreed but maybe I'm wrong now

Was she thicc?

 

[CoolMe]

Is he/she/they/them gay too?

 

[x65943]

Actually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.

Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.


Was she thicc?

Donated $5 and my cat got cancer

I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot

 

[CoolMe]

Donated $5

To Satan or the other guy?

 

[x65943]

To Satan or the other guy?

Not Satan but that angel they simply call "the angel"

I think he is the lead one?

 

[SylverReZ]

Donated $5 and my cat got cancer

I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot

Makes for YouTube clickbait content.

 

[x65943]

Makes for YouTube clickbait content.

"Click" "bate"

Sounds like my Saturday evening summed up nicely

 

[K3Nv2]

Satan has to be nice McDonald's taste so good

 

[JuanMena]

Donated $5 and my cat got cancer

I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot

Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.

 

[The Catboy]

Satan is my absolute bro and a unit! Dude is way more chill than anyone could think and his humor great. I enjoy hanging out with him

 

[K3Nv2]

Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.

Why repent when you could hook up with more satanic girls by just offering them goats.

 

[impeeza]

He is the best, come unite us, Kharon is waiting for you on the Van.

 

[JuanMena]

Why repent when you could hook up with more satanic girls by just offering them goats.

I have tacos. Taco is love, taco is life.

 

[hippy dave]

Is he/she/they/them gay too?

Satan is bisexual or perhaps pansexual, you've heard of the Devil's threesome, right?