If Satan is real is he nice?
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Actually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.
Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.
Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.
Was she thicc?
Donated $5 and my cat got cancerActually yes.
Satan supports science, supports women rights, individualism and doesn't bless one country only, but he'll bless you if you offer a small payment: your blood.
Thing is, more likely to actually answer your prayer, unlike that other guy that asks for money and will give your dog cancer because he's testing your faith.
Was she thicc?
I'm glad I didn't donate $10 - who knows, my cat might have blown up right on the spot
Not Satan but that angel they simply call "the angel"To Satan or the other guy?
I think he is the lead one?
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Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.
Why repent when you could hook up with more satanic girls by just offering them goats.Probably, if your cat were in Russian soil attempting to invade Ukraine then yes.
Seriously, with $10 you could save a Cuban girl instead. Don't waste your money in your soul, we're all fucked already.
Repent at the end to enter heaven, meanwhile you could enter into other things.
Satan is bisexual or perhaps pansexual, you've heard of the Devil's threesome, right?Is he/she/they/them gay too?
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