If God is real, is he a big meanie?
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Your mother screams "Jesus! God! Oh God!" and I don't think it's because she suffers.Athiest dudes spotted
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Thats His punishment for those who didnt Recognize Who He is. He let people expirienced suffering and hardships.
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Ur mom gets on her knees everytime she sees me, and not precisely because she's in need of praying.Ur mum does and I know it's because she suffers
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She is afraid you will try to consume her and knows you can't see past your belly
Although would be smarter to just slowly walk away and outdo your max walk speed
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Unfortunately your mom is dumb, so I just tell her my big mushroom tip is a lollipop.
Leave him alone Veho, it would be a heroic effort to properly clean under every skin fold
If you're talking by personal experience, yes, it's difficult to clean you're mothers folds.
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Maybe he blew it all on coke and hookers
Depends on which "God" you're talking about.
The false homosexual one that everyone is just plain ignorant about?
Or the one Explained in Revelations 1 who doesn't fuck around?
The false homosexual one that everyone is just plain ignorant about?
Or the one Explained in Revelations 1 who doesn't fuck around?
And does "false homosexual god" mean "fake and gay", or that he's just pretending to be homosexual?
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