[Idea] Ace Attorney desk slam simulator

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    Think about it. I've listened to some Ace Attorney parody songs, almost all of them use the desk slam as a "drum". We could have a pad that you put on your table, and when you slam it, it makes a *dooch* sound effect through your PC/Mac. Think about making Ace Attorney songs, programming an application for the pad, and then playing them by slamming your hands and shouting "Objection!", "Hold it!", "Take that!", "Eureka!", "Silence!" and "Not so fast!".
    I think it would be amazing/hilarious :D
    Put your opinions down in the replies :P
     
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  2. Veho

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    It could use the microphone and the accelerometers to gauge the intensity of the slam.

    They should have implemented this in Dual Destinies on Android ^_^
     
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    Intensity of the slam... Huh. Good idea, actually. It could make a *pwoo* or a *BANG*.
     
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    *post moved to main thread*
     
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    But if you need a table anyway, why not just slam the table? :P
     
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    B E C A U S E T H E S O U N D S A R E N ' T A T T O R N E Y E N O U G H
     
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    Ivende to read this tomorrow, it looks interesting
     
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    what?
     
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    I'm starting to feel like someone's already developing a program :creep:
     
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    I wonder if someone could modify DDR to make people slam desks :creep:
     
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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
    You could make it using a Makey Makey, and use a paper to slam on. Also perhaps use a microphone to detect how loud/hard you slam the desk.

    come on and slam and objection to the jam
     
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    Never heard of Makey Makey.
     
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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
    Basically you can make your own controllers just by clipping stuff, so you could make banana drums or something. Go google it.
     
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    Wow, that's cool. I'll google it.
     
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    Then why not just clip it straight to the desk?
     
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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
    it has to be something electrical
     
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    Play-doh isn't conductive and it still works...
     
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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
    it is if it works