I told the Federal Government about Gbatemp

[Jayinem]

I told them about all the piracy, and the money laundering.

 

[K3Nv2]

We put a 5k bounty on users head that report temp to the FBI

 

[Veho]

I told them about all the piracy, and the money laundering.

But not the porn?

 

[Jayinem]

But not the porn?

The money laundering is connected to the human trafficking ring.

 

[AkikoKumagara]

Be a lot cooler if you didn't.

 

[Veho]

The money laundering is connected to the human trafficking ring.

Oh no, that's not it, the human trafficking is us selling Pokenoobs to a flashcard factory in Bangladesh I mean oh noes, muh pr0n

 

[Jayro]

The money laundering is connected to the human trafficking ring.

We have a human trafficking ring, and NONE OF YOU told me about it??
For shame...

 

[SylverReZ]

And why does the bank account when I pay for patron say "GBATEMP CHINA"? Do they hire children as slave workers?

 

[Veho]

And why does the bank account when I pay for patron say "GBATEMP CHINA"? Do they hire children as slave workers?

No, adults only.

(Do you want the real answer?)

 

[SylverReZ]

Um no.

 

[Jayinem]

I'm the guy who leaked classified documents, Gbatemp = Hamas

 

[Veho]

Yes, sure.

Costello lives in China.

 

[K3Nv2]

Costello lives in China.

That would explain his recent launch of temu.

 

[SylverReZ]

Costello lives in China.

Thought he was French or German.

Seems like after 10 years of being in China, he moved to Singapore (according to https://sg.linkedin.com/in/clementnedelcu).

 

[Luke94]

And what did they say? I mean government agents.

 

[Flame]

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE

 

[ZER-O]

Dont forget the Cheat Smuggling Cartel

 

[CoolMe]

Oh no, the whole Politics section is in trouble?!

 

[K3Nv2]

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE

I told them you were a sexy beast and they were just like we know.

 

[Jayinem]

And what did they say? I mean government agents.

They were like who? Then they were like oh yeah, we made a deal with them. Now the Feds own this site.

Post automatically merged: Dec 12, 2023

All the original humans that were moderators have been replaced by FBI agents. Why do you think I want to talk about their mothers so badly? They're feds! https://gbatemp.net/threads/if-i-talk-about-a-moderators-momma-will-i-get-baned.644341/