I saw my life flash before my eyes.

[Rydian]

EDIT: The "resize" option sticks between uploads...

 

[nryn99]

damn man. almost.
was it seriously in your fridge?

 

[Gahars]

Like wine, Nesquik only gets better with age.

Or it kills you. But there's only one way to find out!

 

[Rydian]

damn man. almost.
was it seriously in your fridge?

Yeah. There's kids here, and nesquick syrup was in the fridge, still half-full. I was incredibly suspicious... glad I checked the date.

 

[nryn99]

oh i forgot, you moved right? were the kids still consuming that?

 

[Rydian]

oh i forgot, you moved right? were the kids still consuming that?

Yar moved, and nobody had touched it in... apparently five years.

 

[nryn99]

Yar moved, and nobody had touched it in... apparently five years.

wow. i'm speechless.
be careful from now on. though you might be lucky and find hidden money forgotten somewhere.

 

[p1ngpong]

*photoshops penis in second to last frame*

 

[Veho]

Yar moved, and nobody had touched it in... apparently five years.

I wonder what it looks like now. Is it hardened like amber? Maybe there's a mosquito in there and you can use it to clone animal species that became extinct in the meantime*.

"2000s Park."


*Estimated at between 10,000 and 500,000 species, BTW.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

*photoshops penis in second to last frame*

 

[FAST6191]

After checking under the lid I must admit I probably would still have had a taste.

 

[Veho]

*photoshops penis in second to last frame*

*photoshops penis in every frame*

They're all exploitable.

 

[Rydian]

*photoshops penis in every frame*

They're all exploitable.

1 - I am smiling at this penis!
2 - Holy crap is that a penis? Wait no it's not.
3 - I could have sworn there was a penis around here...
4 - Maybe if I stare at it it'll become a penis.
5 - Holy crap it's giving me a message!
6 - The penis's estimated shipping date is...

 

[The Catboy]

That either taste horrible or dreadful!

 

[DinohScene]

I found sealed bags of crisps with expiration dates of 2000/1999 behind me mums cabinets once.
That was 3/4th a year ago when they got a new kitchen.

 

[Black-Ice]

RYDIAN
DONT DO IT
ITS NOT WORTH IT!

 

[FAST6191]

I found some beer that was about 3 years past expiration back when I was a greasy teenager- it was probably the best beer I ever had.

Circa 2004 I found a mars bar with an expiration of 1999 when cutting up a sofa. I might have had a little nibble- was all good.

Canned food hardly counts assuming it is not dented so my "exploits" here are hardly worth recounting.

Short version is expiration dates are but mild suggestions at best. We had that discussion before though- turns out those in the USA largely consider finding your piece of cheese with a bit of mould on it and just slicing off the mould and carrying on with life to be bad form with similar logic applied in the case of bread with a few specs of mould on some slices but not others.

 

[Flame]

Daft Punk album only 2 months away.... KEEP TOGETHER MAN!

 

[GameWinner]

Ah yes, I remember the first time my life flashed before my eyes.

 

[Flame]

you know whats weird about that picture, Rydian isnt show his nipples.