I ordered a hooker

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  1. NoSoul81
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    Tonight, and I don't know how I feel about doing it. But I'm drinking beer now. I wasn't when I ordered the hooker, but now I am.
     
  2. Seriel

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    Ok.
     
  3. smileyhead

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    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    next day: such guilt, such feeling like the worst person in the world.
    regretz. feelz really bad, and that was a mistake.

    2 days later: acts like now he knows more than everyone else, thinks he is so cool and superior

    a week later, go back to regular life and self.
     
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  5. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    Enjoy your brand new STD!
     
  6. Sigiz

    Sigiz Advanced Member

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    royalty free?
     
  7. Logan Pockrus

    Logan Pockrus Knawledge is key.

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    Absolutely!
     
  8. Flame

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    i hope some blackjack too..

    in fact ill make my own hookers with blackjack and hookers.
     
  9. Jeffrey Gibson

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    Yeah, your right about the massive guilt you feel later. Then your scared for the next 6 - 8 months until you know you didn't catch an STD. It's a lot better for your self esteem if you just go out and meet some girls. As long as you have just a little bit of self confidence, it shouldn't be a problem for you.
     
  10. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somwhere you can never find.
    your hooker arrived, I am sure he brought plenty of hooks.
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