I don't want to sound too... harsh? But... don't you feel a little attention-whore-like with all that "I NEED HELP PLS HELP MY LIFE IS SHIT I CANT DO ANYTHING DONT VISIT MY BLOG EVEN THO I PUT IT IN A GIANT FONT IN MY SIGN". I mean, I'm not saying you're not going through a pretty fucked up moment and all. I'm not saying you don't deserve some attention or love, but I just feel like this is not the best way to do so.
If you so desperately want love and a dog, just get any street dog. I know what you mean about Labrador's n stuff, but still.
Okay, this sounds harsh anyway, w.e
I know how it feels like to be alone and without knowing how to overcome that kind of hell on earth, but keep your freaking head up and don't be all "FUCK WOMEN THEY ALL SUCK". Try to get your shit together and get a woman that's worth the time and effort.