I have stupid friends!

[p1ngpong]

I was just talking with a friend whos 360 has 3 RROD. I was telling him what he needs to fix it, bolts, thermal paste and stuff. Here is the end of the conversion just before I stopped speaking to him for being a moron. I should point out that I explained for about 20 minutes to him what thermal paste is and does before he said what he said below!

Friend:
-Thats what we r hoping 4, I also wanted 2 ask; that cement glue we will need-
p1ngy:
-thermal paste
Friend:
-Can it b used like normal superglue? Only I got a broken mug here, want it fixed
p1ngy:
-its thermal paste
Friend:
-Gotta go...
p1ngy:
-its fucking thermal paste
-not glue
-christ
-youve gone to buy glue havent you?
-retard

 

[B-Blue]

fake

EDIT: I meant your friend is fake, he's an imaginary friend...

 

[p1ngpong]

fake

EDIT: I meant your friend is fake, he's an imaginary friend...

Im your imaginary friend B-Blue, well... Ive just removed you from my friends list!

 

[B-Blue]

Im your imaginary friend B-Blue

O SHI- ! WHAT A TWIST!!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets this sort of question.

 

[Defiance]

One of my friends was trying to figure out how to burn Wii ISOs... He kept asking me why it wouldn't work. It turned out he didn't even know what uTorrent was... >.>

 

[p1ngpong]

Im your imaginary friend B-Blue

O SHI- ! WHAT A TWIST!!

You think you are friends with a tiny Croatian mouse slayer?

You are in fact a mental!

 

[DarkRey]

from the title i thought you were going to talk about me *pfftt relieved*

btw can i use that paste to brush my teeth?

 

[Pizzaroo]

I am p1ngpong's sword handle. He squeezes me all day long.

 

[UltraMagnus]

from the title i thought you were going to talk about me *pfftt relieved*

btw can i use that paste to brush my teeth?

sure you can, it just wont be very effective.

solder paste is better, especially the lead containing stuff.

 

[agentgamma]

Im your imaginary friend B-Blue

O SHI- ! WHAT A TWIST!!

O SHI-! B-BLUE IS M NIGHT SHAMAYALAN!!

 

[Man18]

Im your imaginary friend B-Blue

O SHI- ! WHAT A TWIST!!

hahahah

sounded to me like there was a failure to communicate one wanted to fix his mug and the other wanted him to fix his xbox and that p1ngy didnt stop talking to him... he had to go.

 

[p1ngpong]

So heres an update, he sent me a text late yesterday that went a little something like this.

"So yeah fixed my mug, we still have loads of superglue left 4 da 360, bell me when u want to come down and fix it"


There was no failure to communicate, he is in fact just dumb.

 

[TrolleyDave]

So heres an update, he sent me a text late yesterday that went a little something like this.

"So yeah fixed my mug, we still have loads of superglue left 4 da 360, bell me when u want to come down and fix it"


There was no failure to communicate, he is in fact just dumb.

lmfao Send the guy this way and I'll slap him for you mate! It's amazing just how dumb the general population is getting.

 

[SkankyYankee]

i think using thermal paste to fix his coffee mug would work out good.

he should also coat the inside on it to be absolutely sure its fixed

then either put it in the microwave or put some coffee in there!

 

[Man18]

So after everyone was all like Hey PLOT HOLE you told everyone more information to prove your friend is dumb... when everyone is really hearing that you are a little person for acting like his friend when you really despise him.

 

[p1ngpong]

TTDSman if you were my friend I wouldnt consider you the most stupid, just the most annoying that I would avoid at all costs.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

 

[p1ngpong]

Nothing to see here boys and girls.

 

[TrolleyDave]