I hate it when ____

[Master Dimentio]

I hate it when the condom breaks.

 

[Deleted User]

I hate it when I have an existential crisis, preventing me from hiding my crippling depression and self-doubt behind dank memes, forcing me further into depression, creating a vicious cycle where I get deeper into depression until I'm a self-loathing idiot who is afraid to talk to anyone out of fear of rejection, instead choosing to hide behind multiple layers of obfuscation and irony too confusing for any sane person to comprehend, which ultimately culminates in a nervous breakdown, at which point my mind snaps and I get transported to an alternate dimension where evil aliens from outer space abduct me and steal my memories, forcing me to play a card game to get them back, when I suddenly realize the aliens just ripped off a GBA game, at which point I call them out on it, to which they respond by devising a new game where I have to fill in numbers in boxes, making sure that no number repeats itself in any column, row, or box, to which I realize that they ripped off another game, to which the aliens ask me what game, to which I respond sudoku, to which the aliens respond why sudoku, to which I respond I've considered committing sudoku multiple times, to which the aliens laugh heartily and drop me back on Earth, at which point I meet my alternate self, who is much better looking and smarter than I am, to which, in a fit of jealousy, I kick him in the shin, at which point I get arrested by the police, to which I justify my actions by explaining that I was just hurting muself, at which point aliens abduct me again, apologize for ripping off two Earth games, and offer to send me back to my own dimension, where I live out the rest of my life, old and alone.

I'm sane. Really.

 

[Master Dimentio]

Wow that's.... oddly specific.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I hate it when I get banned from Miiverse for hilarious posts:

 

[smileyhead]

an old 9GAG post I made some time ago:

 

[Noctosphere]

an old 9GAG post I made some time ago:

I COUNTED TWICE AND THIS IS FAKE
HES BEEN STABBED 36 TIMES
I DID COUNTED
TWICE
36 TIMES
NOT 37
36
TWICE
DID I
TWICE
37
NOT 36
I MEAN
36
NOT 37
TWICE
I DID
COUNTED 36
NOT 37
TWICE
I DID
TWICE 36
NOT ONCE 37
I DID
errr
who am i already?

 

[dAVID_]

I hate it when you open your 3DS and you read ''The Game Card Was Removed'' even though you never even touched it.

 

[Exavold]

I hate when when ?

 

[Subtle Demise]

I hate it when the urge to use the bathroom happens at the worst time ever.

 

[Noctosphere]

I hate it when a user leaves temp

 

[VinsCool]

I hate it when some people leave GBAtemp over staff decisions.

 

[Noctosphere]

I hate it when some people leave GBAtemp over staff decisions.

STAFF?!?!?!!
WHICH STAFF MEMBER MADE HER LEAVE?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Noctosphere]

I COUNTED TWICE AND THIS IS FAKE
HES BEEN STABBED 36 TIMES
I DID COUNTED
TWICE
36 TIMES
NOT 37
36
TWICE
DID I
TWICE
37
NOT 36
I MEAN
36
NOT 37
TWICE
I DID
COUNTED 36
NOT 37
TWICE
I DID
TWICE 36
NOT ONCE 37
I DID
errr
who am i already?

Hey @DrCrygor07 you counted too?

 

[Mazamin]

Hey @DrCrygor07 you counted too?

No, but I would have done it if you didn't lol, thanks I trust you

 

[Noctosphere]

No, but I would have done it if you didn't lol, thanks I trust you

you trust me?
errrr...
np

 

[Mazamin]

you trust me?
errrr...
np

I hate it when I trust someone that I shouldn't trust but I trust him anyway cuz I'm lazy

 

[Noctosphere]

I hate it when I trust someone that I shouldn't trust but I trust him anyway cuz I'm lazy

I hate it when im

 

[Mazamin]

I hate it when im

THEY ARE 37 DAMN!

 

[Deleted User]

@DrCrygor07 @Noctosphere
I just counted again, very closely, there are 37. Hot damn.
It must be made in such a way that it's designed to look like 36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!>!..1.../1././1./>!./!

 

[Mazamin]

@DrCrygor07 @Noctosphere
I just counted again, very closely, there are 37. Hot damn.
It must be made in such a way that it's designed to look like 36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!>!..1.../1././1./>!./!

Maybe it was designed by a (13)37!!1!1!!!
In the neapolitan smorfia the number 37 means "The monk", so it must be an ILLUMINATI MONK!