I figured out which flash cart sucks.

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  1. Rydian
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    (Insert one you don't own here).
     


  2. The Pi

    The Pi Lurker

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    OMG the iSmart MM sucks so bad

    "It's not out yet"

    I know but a friend I know got me one and it SUCKS!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneoneeleven!!!!

    [banned within a week, reason: spamming]
     
  3. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    They all suck...except for the one I chose.
    I'm not going to tell you why, but I will state over and over that mine is far superior to all of yours.
     
  4. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    R4 FTW!!!!!!!
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    IT CAN'T COMPARE TO THE UNIVERSE ALBATROSS 3DiSDXCRTS EXTREME!!!!
     
  6. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    My R42 is so amazing it provided me with enlightenment and I don't even feel the need to play videogames anymore.
     
  7. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Charlotte's maze
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  8. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    Please. Every card that is not the Super R4 Deluxe *Sprinkles are not included (Note: Wait time for patches is 3-4 months.)
     
  9. Rydian
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    I've got an N5 with sprinkles.

    That means I'm better than you.
     
  10. Lilith Valentine

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    MEGA M3 REAL!!
    IT PLAYS N64 GAMES!!! [​IMG]
     
  11. AoiAoiAoi

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    LOL MY R4 3D SUPER-MEGA AWESOME 1337 EDITION IS SO MUCH BETTER.
    It's got GBA emulation, N64 emulation. I hear Xbox 360 emu. is on its way!
     
  12. _Chaz_

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    This is probably the most truth-filled thread I've read in quite some time.



    btw: AceKard2i. How can it call itself a good flashcart when it's not owned by me?
     
  13. Rydian
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    My flash cart has themes with tits on it, so I win.
     
  14. Infinite Zero

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    The EZ Flash Vi SUCKS MONKEY BALLS
     
  15. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    You're just mad it can play the PS4 version of Hyper Monkey Ball (3, the pre-sequel).
     
  16. Lilith Valentine

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    Mine has themes with dicks in it, so mine win [​IMG]
     
  17. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    I think I found out why.
     
  18. alidsl

    alidsl I am now a lurker

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    Personally if you look at it the R4i SDHC advanced is the best, it supports the DSi and SDHC msd cards and is frighteningly cheap at £20
     
  19. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    You fuckers ain't got nothing on my R4 Super Ultra Mega Zord Extreme Platinum 3D Remix Turbo: Limited Edition cart
     
  20. Rydian
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    If I've learned anything from Scottish Hookers™, it's that the most expensive is the best (as long as they don't have any prosthetics).

    That's why I opted for the R65535. I mean it only cost me my unborn child, but it can play Super Mario 64! I mean a card powerful enough to emulate an N64 and stick Yoshi in it (Yoshi uses up over 17 megabytes of memory FYI) AND display 3D on the DS (whereas all the official games are 2D sprite games, period) is worth not being able to visit my favorite Knocking Shop™ for a night or two.