I Dream of VVoltz - Dream #1

[Hadrian]

I occasionally have these dreams and they feature Walter E. Sandi aka VVoltz. They're not gay but mostly seem to be in some sort of film.

Dream #1: Lost In Transgender:
Ok I'm Bill Murray's character & Walter is Scarlett O'Hanson's character.
Instead of Suntory Whiskey, I advertise Mount Gay Barbados Rum.
Walter spends most of the time without pants on, just underwear but you can see his schlong (he hasn't had the full op yet).
We both do a duet of "The Ballad of Tom Jones" by Space & Cerys Mathews.
I end up having a one night stand with Cockroachman, he is wearing a red wig.
Walter hears him singing when I answer the door and is a little pissed...but not in a gay way.
We eventually make up.
At the end we don't kiss, I slap my dick on his leg and he would do the same but he just had the full op and now has a vagina.
I whisper something in his ear.

Spoiler

I have Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, and will post it to you

Everything is good in the end.

Dream #2: Rear Entry Window coming soon.

 

[CockroachMan]

Scubersteve and the other yaoi fans on the forums will like this..

And that was a one night only thing VVoltz.. don't be jealous..

 

[Hadrian]

Scubersteve and the other yaoi fans on the forums will like this..

And that was a one night only thing VVoltz.. don't be jealous..

No no no its not like that, its purely a friendship built on love, respect & discipline.

 

[CockroachMan]

Scubersteve and the other yaoi fans on the forums will like this..

And that was a one night only thing VVoltz.. don't be jealous..

No no no its not like that, its purely a friendship built on love, respect & discipline.

Too late.. there should be a yaoi manga adaptation being made by now

 

[VVoltz]

Intriguing... I have the same dream but Scarlett Johanson IS Scarlett Johanson. Hadrian what will you tell Laggy when he/she/it comes back?

 

[da_head]

um ok..?

 

[Hadrian]

Intriguing... I have the same dream but Scarlett Johanson IS Scarlett Johanson. Hadrian what will you tell Laggy when he/she/it comes back?

Nothing to tell, its innocent.

No bonds have been broken, no sex involved.

Oshittheredheadedcockroachmanthing.

 

[laminaatplaat]

Alcohol, soft-drugs, hard-drugs or just that good old bottle of rum... what is the true cause of this OP?

 

[Orc]

Intriguing... I have the same dream but Scarlett Johanson IS Scarlett Johanson. Hadrian what will you tell Laggy when he/she/it comes back?So which dream is better?
Hadrian dreaming of doing a duet with VVoltz
or
VVoltz dreaming of Hadrian wanting to exchange dick-slaps with Scarlett Johanson?

 

[Hadrian]

Intriguing... I have the same dream but Scarlett Johanson IS Scarlett Johanson. Hadrian what will you tell Laggy when he/she/it comes back?So which dream is better?
Hadrian dreaming of doing a duet with VVoltz
or
VVoltz dreaming of Hadrian wanting to exchange dick-slaps with Scarlett Johanson?

I'm not really into Scarlett that much (too skinny for me) but I'd say the last one.