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Today in honor of memeing, I will make helpful guide on how to VinsCool. Using this guide, you may one day be VinsCool, like I do. I hope this helpful.

First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Umbreon, mostly be braixen, be obsessed with blush.
Second: Be obsessed with booze. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to get drunk, then you must drink.
Third: Blush is important for plot.
Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to the blushy shy cute persons levels of sexuality.
Five: Make punny lines because you are most likely high or drunk or because you are a like slut.
Six: Become expert of something, because sex
Seven: Own too much excellent sources of lewd
Eight: Only use Windows 10, because fuck you
Nine: Buy new alcohol every week because blush.
Ten: Use Scale of perversion to measure greatness of things.
and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 100% of their ad revenue.

With simple steps, you too will one day be VinsCool!
In blushy pokémons we trust
 

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Today in honor of memeing, I will make helpful guide on how to VinsCool. Using this guide, you may one day be VinsCool, like I do. I hope this helpful.

First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Umbreon, mostly be braixen, be obsessed with blush.
Second: Be obsessed with booze. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to get drunk, then you must drink.
Third: Blush is important for plot.
Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to the blushy shy cute persons levels of sexuality.
Five: Make punny lines because you are most likely high or drunk or because you are a like slut.
Six: Become expert of something, because sex
Seven: Own too much excellent sources of lewd
Eight: Only use Windows 10, because fuck you
Nine: Buy new alcohol every week because blush.
Ten: Use Scale of perversion to measure greatness of things.
and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 100% of their ad revenue.

With simple steps, you too will one day be VinsCool!
In blushy pokémons we trust
1 - I'm an Eevee most of the time
2 - hahanope
3 - yeah
4 - uhh
5 - CeeDee likes this.
6 - I'm an expert at nonproductivity.
7 - yes
8 - yeah
9 - no
10 - I should
11 - well, I'm 0% of their ad revenue, but I spend too much time on temp anyways

conclusion: I am VinsCool, minus booze, minus tons of fans, minus ad revenue
 

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I'm now honestly wondering whether the OP was made under the influence of alcohol or not.
It was.

Otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.


Ironically, I wrote it on my Linux laptop.
 
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