How to VinsCool

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  1. VinsCool
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    Today in honor of memeing, I will make helpful guide on how to VinsCool. Using this guide, you may one day be VinsCool, like I do. I hope this helpful.

    First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Umbreon, mostly be braixen, be obsessed with blush.
    Second: Be obsessed with booze. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to get drunk, then you must drink.
    Third: Blush is important for plot.
    Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to the blushy shy cute persons levels of sexuality.
    Five: Make punny lines because you are most likely high or drunk or because you are a like slut.
    Six: Become expert of something, because sex
    Seven: Own too much excellent sources of lewd
    Eight: Only use Windows 10, because fuck you
    Nine: Buy new alcohol every week because blush.
    Ten: Use Scale of perversion to measure greatness of things.
    and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 100% of their ad revenue.

    With simple steps, you too will one day be VinsCool!
    In blushy pokémons we trust
     


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    It is important for the plot, and for the "plot".
     
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    MUH LINUX HIPSTER OS
     
  8. Tomato Hentai

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    But, even Windows Vista is better than Windows 10
     
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    I think I'm better off not being VinsCool.
     
  10. migles

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    for migles you just remove the "L" from blush
     
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    DirectX12 tho
     
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    voobo gams
     
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    Linux Mint 18 is fucking great
     
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    CeeDee hm?~

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    3 - yeah
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    6 - I'm an expert at nonproductivity.
    7 - yes
    8 - yeah
    9 - no
    10 - I should
    11 - well, I'm 0% of their ad revenue, but I spend too much time on temp anyways

    conclusion: I am VinsCool, minus booze, minus tons of fans, minus ad revenue
     
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    So you are a wanker?
     
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    never 4get
     
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    I'm now honestly wondering whether the OP was made under the influence of alcohol or not.
     
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    It was.

    Otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.


    Ironically, I wrote it on my Linux laptop.
     
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  20. CIAwesome526

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