How do I get a gf

[Vieax]

Hi I really need a girlfriend or else I will die in front off my computer watching hentai.
Thx for any responses,
papa bless you !1!1!1!1!1!1!

 

[DarkGabbz]

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[Vieax]

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[DarkGabbz]

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[Vieax]

 

[DarkGabbz]

 

[souler92]

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[DarkGabbz]

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ok

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Well, you should try jdate.com. Those women are so you.

 

[SonicCloud]

put eyes and a smile to a pillow and now you have a gf

 

[Alkéryn]

It can be really easy but those are the first to take into account

- Are you loking good
- Are you confident or shy
-Do you have a good sense of humor
-Are you iteresting as an human being, if no, are your standards high ?

 

[Master Dimentio]

Viagra is always a good start. ;D

 

[Deleted member 412900]

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[Alkéryn]

1 Buy a sheep
2 Name it relation
3 Fuck it
Now you are in a realtionsheep

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

don't

 

[Master Dimentio]

Be a furry. Girls love furries. I can confirm this.

Specifically if you're a cat.

 

[DinohScene]

Draw a smiley on your hand.
Instant "girl"friend.

 

[Quantumcat]

Get some non-computer-related hobbies
Join clubs
Talk to people with a view to being friendly not trying to find a girlfriend
If anyone suggests song something outside of the club/meeting say yes, don't be too shy
Keep being friendly
If you get along well with a female and they like you it will happen on its own, don't force it


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Oh wait, was this not a serious thread?

 

[Flame]

sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

 

[Noctosphere]

i got my gf that same way