How do I get a gf

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Vieax, Feb 25, 2017.

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will I get a gf ?

  1. no

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  2. no

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  3. drink bleach

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  4. vape nation

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  1. Vieax
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    Vieax Advanced Member

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    Hi I really need a girlfriend or else I will die in front off my computer watching hentai.
    Thx for any responses,
    papa bless you !1!1!1!1!1!1!

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  2. DarkGabbz

    DarkGabbz Resident XBOX Guy

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  3. Vieax
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    Vieax Advanced Member

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  4. DarkGabbz

    DarkGabbz Resident XBOX Guy

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  5. Vieax
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  6. DarkGabbz

    DarkGabbz Resident XBOX Guy

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  8. DarkGabbz

    DarkGabbz Resident XBOX Guy

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  9. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Well, you should try jdate.com. Those women are so you.
     
  10. SonicCloud

    SonicCloud wash your mouth with soap!

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    put eyes and a smile to a pillow and now you have a gf
     
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  11. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Master of cookies ~

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    It can be really easy but those are the first to take into account

    - Are you loking good
    - Are you confident or shy
    -Do you have a good sense of humor
    -Are you iteresting as an human being, if no, are your standards high ?
     
  12. Master Dimentio

    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Viagra is always a good start. ;D
     
  13. HavengulZenith

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    Step 1. Buy net.
    Step 2. Go outside with net.
    Step 3. Wait Around corner.
    Step 4. Wait for girl.
    Step 5. Throw net at girl.
    Congratulations, you now should gf
    remember to like comment and subscribe for more tutorials and minecraft letsplays xd
     
  14. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Master of cookies ~

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    1 Buy a sheep
    2 Name it relation
    3 Fuck it
    Now you are in a realtionsheep
     
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  15. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat vegtebales

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    don't
     
  16. Master Dimentio

    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Be a furry. Girls love furries. I can confirm this.

    Specifically if you're a cat.
     
  17. DinohScene

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    Draw a smiley on your hand.
    Instant "girl"friend.
     
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  18. Quantumcat

    Quantumcat Dead and alive

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    Get some non-computer-related hobbies
    Join clubs
    Talk to people with a view to being friendly not trying to find a girlfriend
    If anyone suggests song something outside of the club/meeting say yes, don't be too shy
    Keep being friendly
    If you get along well with a female and they like you it will happen on its own, don't force it


    ...


    Oh wait, was this not a serious thread?
     
  19. Flame

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    sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
     
  20. Noctosphere

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    Between three furries women
    i got my gf that same way
     
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