How can I get a girl?

[juggernaut911]

Also, the instruction manual (official).
Don't ask on the internet, search on the internet.

 

[GolenSun550]

Also, the instruction manual (official).
Don't ask on the internet, search on the internet.

It seems pretty cool.

 

[Gore]

I think you should find one you like and who is available and then be friends with her because just generally "a girl" you probably wouldn't like and probably wouldn't like you because that's the least specific you can be, like.

 

[nycsam786]

By trying to get one and if does not work out, try again.

 

[Retal]

Become gay. Girls dig gays.

 

[67birdman]

Be nice to them, that way you'll get to know each other..
And when the time is right, tell her..

 

[alukadoo]

Be nice to them, that way you'll get to know each other..
And when the time is right, tell her..

+1

 

[juggernaut911]

Be nice to them, that way you'll get to know each other..
And when the time is right, tell her..

+1

Then sing this song while doing the robot and stripping.


Instant laid.

 

[Assassination]

Be Nice. Open Doors for her. Give her gifts. Soon or Later she will like you.
If she dont like you then Assassinate that B*tch!

 

[integra2913]

Topic.

Be serious !

how are these serious?

QUOTEChange myself,perform face-lifting to be Brad Pitt
Get rich , then girl will find me , I don't need to find a girl.
I don't need a girl, just want a sextoy.
Change my sex to be a girl.
Say love to any girls on the streets.
Just go to bed, there will be a girl in dream.

 

[Assassination]

find someone you love maybe?

I have not met a girl I love for over 20 years, how could that happen???

woahhhh. just get out and party...... you'll find the one

 

[Panzer Tacticer]

Finding a girl is like anything else, if you don't start, you fail.

This likely means getting off the computer and going outside. Sorry I know that will be rough.

Now, if you look like something a girl wouldn't want, you need to fix that.

Clean clothes, clean hair and appearance your mother would approve us is a plus.

Look for this mysterious creature called a 'girlfriend' in places that would appeal to you. Thus, smart girls might be found reading in a library. Capable girls might be found shopping in a grocery store. Athletic girls will be involved in sports. But stop pretending you will find a gamer girl. You are not going to be doing the geek dream. Yes girls like games.

Have something useful to say, not clever, I said useful.

Asking a girl in a library what she likes to read is useful. Do you come here often is dumb.

Asking a girl in a grocery store if she likes to cook is useful. Saying something witty likely not.

Girls like confidence, they don't like idiots.
Be comfortable, be ordinary, be ok with being ordinary, odds are you ARE ordinary, chances are she is ordinary too.
Most girls think being alone sucks as much as you do.
Most will give you a chance if you don't act stupid.

 

[vergilite]

i had the same problem you had mate ...until i re arranged my penis to fit into my router now i dont need a girl because i can f*ck the INTERNET

 

[Porobu]

SEXTOY

 

[CyrusBlue]

ACQUIRE CURRENCY
DISREGARD FEMALES.

That's the nicest way I can say it.

 

[Njrg]

Get her a rag covered in chloroform.

Girls absolutely love the smell of chloroform. We get so spazzy over it that we pass out from over-excitement and we no longer become immune to anyone's advances or charms.

 

[kicknhorse]

Become gay. Girls dig gays.

Lol, it is true... But I could never quite understand why. Is it because of the certainty they are not possibly only trying to get to know girls for the one reason everyone seems to think so?

 

[Pliskron]

Grow a pair of stones and tell a girl she has a pretty smile.

 

[Ninn]

Change your sex to be a girl, and then you can be my girl.

 

[Stiff]

My father taught me an ancient secret I will now pass on to you. I call it the "brute force" technique.

No, this does not mean you need to rape your womens. Instead try this, just ask! If you want a relationship, ask them out on a date. If you just want sex, ask if they wanna fuck.

Sure you may get turned down a bunch or slapped in the face, but here is why this works. There are women out there that are just as desperate for companionship or sex as you are. If you are not discriminative and ask them all, you might be surprised just how many say yes. Fat and ugly girls need love too!

Just make sure you wrap it up dude. When people say, "it burns when I pee". They really mean, it feels like I am passing razor blades soaked in lighter fuel and set on fire through my penis......