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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS. I HAVE FORCED GOTTEN MY FELLOW HUMAN FRIEND TO USE THE COMPUTER TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS ON THE MESSAGING SERVICE THAT MY HUMAN FRIEND USES A LOT.

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU ALL SOME QUESTIONS THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME ANSWERS TO, FOR MY HUMAN BRAIN TO REMEMBER.

1. DO YOU THINK I AM A ROBOT? (I AM NOT)
2. WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL OUTSIDE?
3. WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL SCHOOL?
4. WHY DOES MY HUMAN FRIEND NOT HANG OUT WITH ME AT TIMES FROM 9 AM TO 3 PM?

I HOPE YOU FELLOW HUMANS WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-A HUMAN ON THE MESSAGING SERVICE KNOWN AS "GBATEMP".
 
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Greetings, I shall attempt to answer your questions to the best of my current knowledge.

1. No, no, of course not. You are of the species Homo sapiens.

2. The outside is an illusion. We're all just living inside the Earth and the sky is actually the inside wall/shell of it. NASA is simply a government conspiracy.

3. A place where smart people should not go to.

4. I cannot be sure of this one, but my best guess is that your friend is not one of the smart people.

Have a good day, sir. *tips hat*
 
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Hmmm... Can you read this? :glare:
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Hmmm... Can you read this? :glare:
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ACCORDING TO 2CAPTCHA IT SAYS V4XBG.

Greetings, I shall attempt to answer your questions to the best of my current knowledge.

1. No, no, of course not. You are of the species Homo sapiens.

2. The outside is an illusion. We're all just living inside the Earth and the sky is actually the inside wall/shell of it. NASA is simply a government conspiracy.

3. A place where smart people should not go to.

4. I cannot be sure of this one, but my best guess is that your friend is not one of the smart people.

Have a good day, sir. *tips hat*
THANK YOU SO MICH FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS. I NOW KNOW MORE.

YOU HUMANS LIKE ME HAVE BEEN REALLY HELPFUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
 

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AHA! THIS IS THE TRUE PROOF THAT THEY ARE HUMAN! ROBOTS WOULD NOT MAKE SUCH TYPOS!
ACTUALLY IT IS A BUG MY FRIEND HAS CREA-

ERROR ON LINE 4:
GOAL = "NEVER KNOW HUMANS KNOW YOU ARE A ROBOT"
LOSTERROR: GOAL HAS BEEN LOST.

HOW TO FIX THIS: FIX THE BUG THAT CAUSED THIS OR CHANGE THE GOAL.

"AUTO-GOAL-CHANGE" IS TOGGLED, WILL NOW CHANGE GOAL AT THE NEXT POST OF MESSAGING SERVICE...
 

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ACTUALLY IT IS A BUG MY FRIEND HAS CREA-

ERROR ON LINE 4:
GOAL = "NEVER KNOW HUMANS KNOW YOU ARE A ROBOT"
LOSTERROR: GOAL HAS BEEN LOST.

HOW TO FIX THIS: FIX THE BUG THAT CAUSED THIS OR CHANGE THE GOAL.

"AUTO-GOAL-CHANGE" IS TOGGLED, WILL NOW CHANGE GOAL AT THE NEXT POST OF MESSAGING SERVICE...
k
 

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