Well, I fixed a problem, ran into another. The old problem was that my old binary would only return error code 1 no matter what you did with it. So I compiled it myself. I'm going to post my solution here in the hope that it helps someone.
How I got armips:
Code:
$ git clone --recursive https://github.com/Kingcom/armips.git
$ cd armips/
$ cmake ./
$ make
$ cp armips /opt/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin/armips
Not too hard, amirite? All I have to do now is figure out what "blz.exe" is and compile it for liunix. Does anyone know where I can get blz?