Happy SAD~!

[jurassicplayer]

Happy Singles Appreciation Day~!

"I-It's not like I made these chocolates for you! I-I just happened to have some extra...*///*"

DON'T YOU LIEK MY SWEET VALENTINE? She is obviously the sweetest girl, cute enough that I could just eat her up. OH YEAH BAD PUNS~!
So as you might be able to tell, that is made of almost solid chocolate . The head has some store-bought chocolate inside just so it isn't completely solid chocolate, and the chest has some gummies for the same purpose.
She's not quite as perfect as I envisioned, BUT DEAL WITH IT, it's not like your silly fleshbag valentine is perfect either. At least mine won't get mad...lolno, she is obviously a tsundere, OF COURSE SHE WILL GET MAD ~ hue hue hue.
It took so long and for a first time with making stuff with chocolate, at least she has a shape instead of a chocolate puddle.

Some pics from other angles:

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Because I know you wanted to see this one.

 

[Sicklyboy]

(last pic)

Wat.

 

[Forstride]

You are sad as hell.

 

[AlanJohn]

I've traveled through the depths of /a/ but only now I see the true definition of "sad" and "lonely".

 

[Sicklyboy]

I hate Hallmark holidays.

 

[RPG_Lover]

That's a nice chocolate sculpture...

 

[Gahars]

Chocolate has never made me so uncomfortable.

 

[Rydian]

I'd eat it.

 

[Brian117]

I'd eat it.

You'd eat anything that looks like a she-male.

 

[Rydian]

You'd eat anything that looks like a she-male.

tits plz, no dick plz

 

[Brian117]

tits plz, no dick plz

To clarify, the structure sculpted in the first post, is male. It has no tits, and the bottom half of the sculpture is sort of...poking out...where the dick is. And you said you'd eat it. Now, I call it a she-male just because of the hair style. But in technical terms, it's fully male just looking at it's bodily appearance.

ts;dr You'd eat anything of the male gender.

 

[Coto]

*Stares at 2 first pics*

It's beautiful <3, i loved it jurassicplayer.

*stares the 3rd one*

o_o..

No need to feel sorry about it, i'm single too (.. maybe ... not?) and I don't care in the slightest ahahahaha.

Happy VALENTINE'S day to everyone, because a couple comes from a good friendship or hard sex maybe both so yeah.

 

[emigre]

The cake looks like the victim of domestic violence.

 

[Rydian]

To clarify, the structure sculpted in the first post, is male. It has no tits, and the bottom half of the sculpture is sort of...poking out...where the dick is. And you said you'd eat it. Now, I call it a she-male just because of the hair style. But in technical terms, it's fully male just looking at it's bodily appearance.

ts;dr You'd eat anything of the male gender.

OP refers to it as female, and no it does not have primary male sexual organs.

I can give you a hug if you want.

 

[jurassicplayer]

I actually did add a chest underneath those clothes, though the chocolate hides that well...OR DID I JUST MAKE HER CHEST A WASHBOARD? The world may never know.

 

[Brian117]

OP refers to it as female, and no it does not have primary male sexual organs.

I can give you a hug if you want.

You mean it? ;O;

A famous hug from the famous, hairy Rydian? ;O;

 

[ShadowSoldier]

A Good Day To Die Hard > Valentines Day

 

[geoflcl]

A Good Day To Die Hard > Valentines Day

If not only for the silly faces they make during shootouts!

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Anyway, Happy Valentine's day, everyone! Pastries, too!

 

[Sterling]

I got employed today so my Valentine's has been amazing.

 

[DinohScene]

It's cute n__n
I won't eat it tho.
Dun like choclate.