OMFG, IT'S HAPPENING!!! THE PATCH IS COMING!!!
/sarcasm
Damn people are using Google Translate to translate this. I did just check some newly translated files and they're A MESS. A REALLY BIG MESS! Don't hold your hopes up, there's gonna be plenty of another translations to be completed before this. Even if somebody try to clean those garbage lines, you will understand more playing the game in Japanese before this.
I'm just leaving some examples here:
"Well ~, the wreck was, it was wreck!"
"A little while ago of the phone, of become the two hotels on the inner, it is in scary father"
"Though is completely volunteer, while you do not know <br>, to say Tatte got Saleh to the "boss" of the neighborhood ..."
I really hope that this project will get an actual Japanese-English translator.