GBATemp's Miss Sandy Cunt 2013 Pageant!

[Tom Bombadildo]

HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO THE ANAL-UAL MISS SANDY CUNT CONTEST! This year we have many lovely cuntestants, and I know it'll be real hard for the judges to decide a winner. Now let's see those beautiful ladies!

CUNTESTANT NUMBER 1!

Spoiler

p1ngpong!

This lovely lass is a staff member at GBATemp and boy do you never want to get her panties in a bunch! Some say her sandy vagina has birthed many of the deserts of the world and even the sands under the ocean! Her interests include banning, bitching, and collecting the tears of the butthurt!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. It seems our first cuntestant is the only one participating this year, so cast your votes wisely, and please, I BEG YOU DON'T CRY.

 

[DinohScene]

;o;
I beg you don't vote for others!

 

[pyromaniac123]

 

[Sicklyboy]

You win by losing... and lose by winning.

G-E-N-I-U-S!

 

[Gahars]

Tom, it looks like you keep forgetting the letter "u" here.

Jeez, would a simple spell check kill you?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Tom, it looks like you keep forgetting the letter "u" here.

Jeez, would a simple spell check kill you?

My "u" key is broken. Like my "e" key was broken before.

 

[The Catboy]

I am crying so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;O;

 

[DinohScene]

All your tears are belong to p1ng ;o;

 

[Black-Ice]

I vote p1ngpong....or maybe p1ngpong.....
so much choice....
D:

 

[Foxi4]

As far as I remember p1ngpong is Megan Fox.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I FUCKING JUST STARTED CUTTING MYSELF, I'M CRYING SO HARD NOW!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Where's Janet?