HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO THE ANAL-UAL MISS SANDY CUNT CONTEST! This year we have many lovely cuntestants, and I know it'll be real hard for the judges to decide a winner. Now let's see those beautiful ladies! CUNTESTANT NUMBER 1! Warning: Spoilers inside! p1ngpong! This lovely lass is a staff member at GBATemp and boy do you never want to get her panties in a bunch! Some say her sandy vagina has birthed many of the deserts of the world and even the sands under the ocean! Her interests include banning, bitching, and collecting the tears of the butthurt! AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. It seems our first cuntestant is the only one participating this year, so cast your votes wisely, and please, I BEG YOU DON'T CRY.