[GAME] Break above user's awesomeness

[Noctosphere]

In this game, you will share something to impress us (not necesseraly true) and the user under you will have to break it, to turn it into something ridiculous.
For example, if I say, I'm in the guiness record book
the user under me could say : For the smallest penis in the world.
Do it in this order, first break above user'S awesomeness, next, share your (fake) awesomeness

So I begin

"Nothing to break"

My girlfriend is a sex machine

 

[VinsCool]

I approve. Fucked her so hard

 

[Piluvr]

I did too, hope vin is bi!

I have taken down websites before.

 

[SonicCloud]

Sadly , those websites were made by you

I beat everyone in SM online with Incineroar

 

[Boogieboo6]

And you're banned for using hax now.

I made @Noctosphere ban himself

 

[VinsCool]

I did too, hope vin is bi!

(Shit how did you know)

 

[Quantumcat]

And you're banned for using hax now.

I made @Noctosphere ban himself

But you are Noctosphere's alternative GBAtemp ID so...

I can speak three languages

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I can speak three languages

The other two that aren't English are made up.

I can manually pull feces out of myself and not make a mess.

 

[VinsCool]

The other two that aren't English are made up.

I can manually pull feces out of myself and not make a mess.

But you always use too much paper, and block the toilet for the next user.

I can cook, and I do that very well.

 

[Molina]

I can cook, and I do that very well.

Then the kitchen is a mess if not destroyed.

I know how to perfectly use a Raspberry Pi.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I know how to perfectly use a Raspberry Pi.

Nice example of a raspberry lie.

I transitioned from completely from Windows 10 to Linux Mint 18.x Cinnamon with relative ease.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I transitioned from completely from Windows 10 to Linux Mint 18.x Cinnamon with relative ease.

But now you look at animal scat porn all day.

I made the first meme of the digital age.

 

[smileyhead]

It's shit.

I haven't wanked today yet. (accomplishmentsTM...)

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I haven't wanked today yet. (accomplishmentsTM...)

That's what every porn director wants to hear.

I'm "building" a Sans costume.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I'm "building" a Sans costume.

Doesn't mean Undertale, actually means 'without' and therefore, is just naked with tape on nipples.

I made America great again.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I made America great again.

It was greater before you infected the president with your mcnuggies.

I saw a boxed Commodore VIC-20 for sale.

 

[Noctosphere]

I saw a boxed Commodore VIC-20 for sale.

But the box was empty

I'm between 3 sexy lesbian

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I'm between 3 sexy lesbian

They're going to elastrate you.

I use foobar2000 on Linux Mint 18.1 with no problems.

 

[Deleted User]

They're going to elastrate you.

I use foobar2000 on Linux Mint 18.1 with no problems.

Yeah? I don't even need an operating system; I can use a computer by flipping bits with my precision-laser eyes.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Yeah? I don't even need an operating system; I can use a computer by flipping bits with my precision-laser eyes.

You got blinded by DIO and season four was out of your reach.

I became unbreakable.